jokes about cats

These are some weird looking cats
Is this a copycat or a cat scan
The timing of the picture makes a weird cat chicken hybrid
Perfect angle for a cat picture
Why cat racing never took off
This ends the debate wether cats are liquids or not
Cats in a fight
Yoga is not for cats
cats will be cats even when theyre a statue
If the earth was flat #cats
Australia is about cats and dogs
theres a generation gap with cats
Hi, we understand you are 40 and still single #cats
Compare cats to dogs
A picture for those who like pics of cats
cats version of a super bowl
internet is full of cat people
cats laying in the sun with bikini
why cats hate kids
two cats eating the hard way
blue cat coughing up blue hairball
Cats vs Teenagers
For all of you with teenagers or who had teenagers, you may want to know why they really have a lot ...
Cats
Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?" Johnny: ...
Cats
"I do not encourage eating cats. But judging by the amount of time they spend licking themselves, I ...
Cats breakfast
What do cats eat for ...
Women and Cats
When women reach a certain age they start ...
Cats
How many cats can squeeze into a regular sized empty box? Just one. After that the box isn’t ...
Baby Planes
A mother and her young inquisitive son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. ...
Women and Cats
Women and cats will do as they please, men ...
More Christmas Jokes
What do snowmen eat for lunch? Iceburgers or Brrrr-itos! When is a boat just like snow? When ...
Emergency Call
There was a hysterical call at the fire department, and it went like this: Caller: Help me, ...
Men vs. Women
NICKNAMES If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, ...
The Difference Between Women And Men
1. NAMES If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each ...
Cat Owners
How do cat owners react when faced with a polite debate about cats that pops their bubble of "my ...
Time Travel
If someone from the 1950s suddenly appeared, what would be the most difficult thing to explain ...
Pet Rules
PET RULES To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door - nose height. Dear Dogs and Cats, ...
Actual Funny Pet Names
Does kitty dream of slinking down the catwalk? If so, give her a name that screams “I’m a star!â ...
Top TEN things only women UNDERSTAND...
10. Cats' facial expressions 9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors 8. ...
Bats
Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, "Ya know, since summer started ...
Scottish Bloke
This Scottish bloke goes on a skiing holiday to Canada. After a hard day on the slopes, he retires ...
Top ten things only women understand
TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND 10. Cats' facial expressions. 9. The need for the same ...
The truths about life, that little children have learnt
1. No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 2. When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't ...
Words
Q: What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A: A spelling bee. Q: Where do cows go for ...
Things I've Learned from My Children
1. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes. 2. A 3-year-old is louder than 200 adults in a ...
Emergency
A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got home from tending to all the sick ...
You’ve Been Drinking Too Much Coffee When..
Your eyes stay open when you sneeze. You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without ...
Coffee
You’ve Been Drinking Too Much Coffee When…. Your eyes stay open when you sneeze. You can ...
Great Truths About Life That Little Children Have Learned
Great Truths About Life That Little Children Have Learned * No matter how hard you try, you can' ...
Having Boys
HAVING BOYS NOTE: Do not attempt No.8 indoors! a) For those with no children - this is ...
Florida Beach
Goldie, a recently widowed lady, was sitting on a Florida beach near Venice. She looked up and ...
Black Magic
This old man was feared by all his neighbors because they believe he practiced black magic and was ...
Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans
Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans 1 Blaming your farts on me..... not funny... not funny at ...
How Blonde Is She???
How Blonde Is She??? She was Soooooooo Blonde . * She thought a quarterback was a refund. * ...
Things you learn from Children
Things you learn from Children For those with No children---this is totally hysterical! For ...
The Pastors Cat
Dwight Nelson recently told a true story about the pastor of his church. He had a kitten that ...
Yo Momma part 4
Yo momma's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals." Yo ...
Insanity
The Warning Signs of Insanity... Everyone you meet appears to have tentacles growing out of ...
Christmas Jokes
What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claustrophobia! Why does Santa have ...
Christmas
What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claustrophobia! Why does Santa have ...

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