jokes about cats
- Cat and frog
- What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives, but the frogs croaks every ...
- Cat
- My cat is so impatient?
...
- Cats and Commas
- What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has its claws at the end of is paws; a ...
- Cats vs Teenagers
- For all of you with teenagers or who had teenagers, you may want to know why they really have a lot ...
- Cats
- Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"
Johnny: ...
- Cats
- "I do not encourage eating cats. But judging by the amount of time they spend licking themselves, I ...
- Cats breakfast
- What do cats eat for ...
- Women and Cats
- When women reach a certain age they start ...
- Cats
- How many cats can squeeze into a regular sized empty box?
Just one. After that the box isn’t ...
- Baby Planes
- A mother and her young inquisitive son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. ...
- Women and Cats
- Women and cats will do as they please, men ...
- More Christmas Jokes
- What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Iceburgers or Brrrr-itos!
When is a boat just like snow?
When ...
- Emergency Call
- There was a hysterical call at the fire department, and it went like this:
Caller: Help me, ...
- Men vs. Women
- NICKNAMES
If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, ...
- The Difference Between Women And Men
- 1. NAMES
If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each ...
- Cat Owners
- How do cat owners react when faced with a polite debate about cats that pops their bubble of "my ...
- Time Travel
- If someone from the 1950s suddenly appeared, what would be the most difficult thing to explain ...
- Pet Rules
- PET RULES
To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door - nose height.
Dear Dogs and Cats,
...
- Actual Funny Pet Names
- Does kitty dream of slinking down the catwalk? If so, give her a name that screams “I’m a star! ...
- Top TEN things only women UNDERSTAND...
- 10. Cats' facial expressions
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors
8. ...
- Bats
- Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, "Ya know, since summer started ...
- Scottish Bloke
- This Scottish bloke goes on a skiing holiday to Canada. After a hard day on the slopes, he retires ...
- Top ten things only women understand
- TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND
10. Cats' facial expressions.
9. The need for the same ...
- The truths about life, that little children have learnt
- 1. No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2. When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't ...
- Words
- Q: What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?
A: A spelling bee.
Q: Where do cows go for ...
- Things I've Learned from My Children
- 1. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
2. A 3-year-old is louder than 200 adults in a ...
- Emergency
- A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got home from tending to all the sick ...
- You’ve Been Drinking Too Much Coffee When..
- Your eyes stay open when you sneeze. You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without ...
- Coffee
- You’ve Been Drinking Too Much Coffee When….
Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
You can ...
- Great Truths About Life That Little Children Have Learned
- Great Truths About Life That Little Children Have Learned
* No matter how hard you try, you can' ...
- Having Boys
- HAVING BOYS
NOTE: Do not attempt No.8 indoors!
a) For those with no children - this is ...
- Florida Beach
- Goldie, a recently widowed lady, was sitting on a Florida beach near Venice. She looked up and ...
- Black Magic
- This old man was feared by all his neighbors because they believe he practiced black magic and was ...
- Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans
- Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans
1 Blaming your farts on me..... not funny... not funny at ...
- How Blonde Is She???
- How Blonde Is She???
She was Soooooooo Blonde .
* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
* ...
- Things you learn from Children
- Things you learn from Children
For those with No children---this is totally hysterical!
For ...
- The Pastors Cat
- Dwight Nelson recently told a true story about the pastor of his church. He had a kitten that ...
- Yo Momma part 4
- Yo momma's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo ...
- Insanity
- The Warning Signs of Insanity...
Everyone you meet appears to have tentacles growing out of ...
- Christmas Jokes
- What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claustrophobia!
Why does Santa have ...
- The Pink and White joke.
- There once was a man, and everything he owned was pink and white. He had a pink and white car, a ...
- Christmas
- What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claustrophobia!
Why does Santa have ...
