Q: How does the ocean say hello? A: It waves. Q: What's the worst thing about throwing a party in space? A: You have to planet. Q: Why did the tree go to the dentist? A: It needed a root canal. Q: Why can't you trust atoms? A: They make up everything! Q: Why do moon rocks taste better than earth rocks? A: Because they're meteor. Q: How do you know when the moon has had enough to eat? A: When it's full. Q: What washes up on very small beaches? A: Micro-waves. Q: What did the tree say to the wind? A: Leaf me alone! Q: What kind of music do planets listen to? A: Nep-tunes. Q: What do you call a funny mountain? A: Hill-arious!
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