New Year Jokes 2
6. Why do you need a jeweler on New Year’s Eve?
To ring in the new year.
7. Where can you go to practice Math on New Year’s Eve?
Times Square.
8. What does a ghost say on January 1st?
Happy Boo Year.
9. What did the farmer give his wife on New Year’s Eve?
Hogs and kisses.
10. What did the cat say on New Year’s Eve?
Meow.