Bad Kitty!

Ode to the Perfect Man

The perfect man is gentle And never cruel or mean. He has a perfect smile And is always neat and clean. The perfect man likes kids And will raise them by your side. He will be a caring father, And good husband to his bride. The perfect man loves cooking. He will clean and vacuum, too. He'll do what's in his power To show his love for you. The perfect man is sweet, Writing poems with your name. He's a best friend to your mother And will kiss away your pain. He never makes you cry Nor caused you hurt in any way. To hell with this endless poem -- The perfect man is gay.
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