Florida Beach

Goldie, a recently widowed lady, was sitting on a Florida beach near Venice. She looked up and noticed that an elderly gentleman had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a book. <br> Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. "Hello, sir, how are you?" <br> "Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book. <br> "I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked. <br> "First time since my wife passed away last year," he replied. <br> "Do you live around here?" she asked. <br> "Yes," he answered, continuing to read. <br> Goldie persisted. "Do you like pussy cats?" <br> With that, he threw his book down, jumped off his blanket on to hers, tore off both their swimsuits, and gave her the most passionate ride of her life! <br> As the cloud of sand began to settle, Goldie gasped and asked the man, "How did you know that was what I wanted?" <br> The man replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?"