Kindergarten pupil
A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat.
<br>She asked him if it was dead or alive.
<br>"Dead." She was informed.
<br>"How do you know?" she asked her pupil.
<br>"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently.
<br>"You did WHAT?!?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
<br>"You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."
