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If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter? If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon? What do chickens think we taste like? What do people in China call their good plates? What do you call a male ladybug? What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man? When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it? Which is the other side of the street? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Why don't they call mustaches "mouthbrows"? Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?