jokes about blonds

a corn maze for blondes
thinks Im a parrot
A blonde cheerleader holding her sign upside down
Blondes falling on running competition
blonde with licence place upside down
dog shitting crap posing blonde lady
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Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a Porsche? A: You dont lend the Porsche out to your ...
Cute Blond
A blonde has sharp pains in her side. The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute ...
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Q: WHY ARE BLONDES LIKE PIANOS? A: When they aren't upright, they're grand. Q: What do you call ...
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A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. "Six, ...
Blond Job
A blond walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few ...
Blond
A blonde rings up an airline. She asks, "How long are your flights from America to England?" The ...
Smart Blond
Once there was a blonde who wanted to prove to people that she wasn't just a dumb blonde. So she ...
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Q: DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE NEW FORM OF BIRTH CONTROL FOR BLONDES? A: They take off their makeup. ...
Blond
What did the blonde say when she saw a ...
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Q: How does a blonde commit suicide? A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off. Q: ...
Brunette Blond Brunette
Q: What do you call a blonde ...
Blond |Brain
Q: How do you make a blonde's brain ...
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Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?? A: Because they can understand them. Q: Why do blondes drive ...
Blonde Logic
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, " ...
No Brakes
There's a blond and a brunette in a car. The brunette is driving while the blonde is in the ...
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What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? "Look! They spelled MACY's ...
Blond in tree
Q: How do you get a blonde out ...
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Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor? She thought it was pregnant because it ...
Dogs
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their ...
A Blonde
Guy is in a bar and strikes up a conversation with a dumb blond. "I'm curious, do you smoke after ...
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What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant. How do you get a one-armed blonde out ...
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Q: WHAT DID THE BLONDE THINK OF THE NEW COMPUTER? A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get ...
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Q: How do you keep a blonde busy? A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper. ...
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Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? A1: "What's a lightbulb?" A2: One. She ...
Blond
Man – “I would like some fries, please. Blonde at the counter – “Ok……………………â ...
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Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side. What do you ...
Blonde TV
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The ...
A husband and his blonde wife
A husband and his blonde wife were driving along the country side one Sunday just putt puttin along. ...
Seagull
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were walking Along the beach. A seagull flies over and craps ...
Lawyers and Blondes
A blonde and a lawyer sit next to each other on a plane. The lawyer asks her to play a game. If he ...
Blonde
A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, "Can you tell me how long it'l take to fly from San ...
Blond vs Ventriloquist
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a ...
Blonde
What are the blonde's first words after 4 ...
Elevator
A blonde and a brunette got stuck in an elevator.. Blonde starts shouting: "HELP! HELP!" ...
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I told my blonde girlfriend that I was going skeet shooting. She told me she didn't know how to ...
Blond Rancher
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, ...
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Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch? A: To turn the blinker off. Q: Why did the blonde ...
Florida or the Moon
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking and one blonde says to the other, " ...
Born
Brunette: "Where were you born?" Blonde: "The United States." Brunette: "Which part?" Blonde: ...
Blonde joke
After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, ...
IDK
Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: ...
Backseat
A blonde goes on a hot date and ends up making out with the guy in his car. The guy asks if she ...
Blond
Q: Why did the blond tip toe past the medicine cabinet? A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping ...
Blonde
A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled "we were counting today ...
Blonde
Two blondes walk into a building... you'd ...
Two blondes fishing
Two blondes rented a boat and went fishing. After finding a good location, the first blond told the ...
Silly Blond
A blonde was at home watching TV with her friends when she heard a noise. She ran out just in time ...
Blonde Speeding
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a ...
A blond and a redhead
A blond and a redhead are taken hostage by terrorists. The women are taken to a remote island and ...
River Walk
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite ...
Blonde Guy Joke
The very first ever Blonde GUY joke.... And well worth the wait! An Irishman, a Mexican and a ...
Head & Shoulders
Two blonds were riding up an elevator. Long before reaching their floor, the elevator stopped and ...
Beautiful Blond
A beautiful blonde walks up to a craps table. She bets ten thousand on one roll of the dice. She ...
Breast stroke
A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are in a breast stroke race. The starter's gun goes off and the ...
Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her ...
Thermos
A blond girl buys a thermos. She brings it to work and shows it off to all of her friends. friend: ...
Barking Dog
A blonde and her husband are lying in bed Listening to the next door neighbor's dog. It has been in ...
Blonde
A blonde read the headline of a newspaper, "3 Brazilian die in bus crash". "Oh no, that's terrible!" ...
Blond
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. ...
A blonde
A blonde sitting on a bar stool in a dress leaned over the bar and told the bartender. I am not ...
Thermos
A blonde was shopping at Target and came across a shiny silver thermos. She was quite fascinated by ...
Scared blond woman
A blond takes her typewriter to the doctor. "Doc, I'm afraid my typewriter is pregnant." The ...
Bodybuilder and the Blonde
A body builder picks up a blonde at a bar and takes her home with him. He takes off his shirt and ...
Flights
A blonde rings up an airline. She asks, "How long are your flights from America to England?" The ...
Directions
A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. ...
Shoes
A blonde walks into a shoe store to try on a pair of shoes. After trying on a pair she complained ...
Blonde Teenager
A blonde teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother, "Is it true what Rita just told ...
Blond at the Appliance Store
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she ...
Blonde detective
Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol. The ...
Rectum deodorant
A Blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some Rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, ...
A blonde Paintjob
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all ...
Blonde movie
Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death in a drive-in movie? They had gone to see ...
Puppy
Two blondes went to the pound where each adopted a puppy. The joy of their new best friend was ...
Brunettes
Q. What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch? A. A brunette who's told too many blonde ...
Mug Shot
Three blondes witness a crime so they go to the police station to identify the suspect. The police ...
Jump or Not?
Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at ...
A Travel Agency (blonde joke)
A blonde walks by a travel agency and notices a sign in the window, "Cruise Special -- $99!" So she ...
Blonde and Car
This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and ...
Bus stop
Two blonde ladies at a bus stop: The first asks: "Which bus will you take?" The second says "the ...
Swim
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all enter a swim meet. The gun goes off, and the brunette ...
Blond
A blond woman desperately needed some money, so she decided to kidnap someone. So she went to the ...
First class seat
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess ...
Two Blondes
There were two blondes, and they had just came from a store. The blonde that owned the mustang ...
Jump
Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to a blonde at the ...
Desert
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were lost in the desert. They were driving around in a Jeep ...
X-mas stamps
A blonde goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. She says to the clerk, " ...
Grasshopper
A blonde biology student conducts an experiment on grasshoppers. She pulls off one of its legs ...
Turn back your car odometer
A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a ...
To rob a Bank
A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a good plan and they put their ...
Going to Chicago
There was a blond that sat down in first class of an airplane going to Chicago. A stewardess came ...
The Sun
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, 'We were the first ...
Hailstorm
A blonde was driving home after a game and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was ...
Three Blondes - Texas Highway Patrol
Three Blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol. The ...
Speeding
Two girlfriends were speeding down the highway at well over a 100 miles per hour. "Hey," asked the ...
Speeding
Two girlfriends were speeding down the highway at well over a 100 miles per hour. "Hey," asked the ...
Blonds with Pigs
One day two blondes each bought a pig. The problem they were having was telling the two pigs apart. ...
Blonde
It's Monday morning, and folks are gathered around the coffee pot, chatting, when the office blonde ...
Baby
A blonde calls a pharmacy and asks if she needs an infant scale to weigh a baby. The clerk explains ...
Knitting
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was ...
Interview
Three blondes were all vying for the last available position on the local police force. The ...

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