jokes about blonds

a corn maze for blondes
thinks Im a parrot
A blonde cheerleader holding her sign upside down
Blondes falling on running competition
blonde with licence place upside down
dog shitting crap posing blonde lady
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Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a Porsche? A: You dont lend the Porsche out to your ...
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Q: DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE NEW FORM OF BIRTH CONTROL FOR BLONDES? A: They take off their makeup. ...
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Q: WHY ARE BLONDES LIKE PIANOS? A: When they aren't upright, they're grand. Q: What do you call ...
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A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. "Six, ...
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What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? "Look! They spelled MACY's ...
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Q: WHAT DID THE BLONDE THINK OF THE NEW COMPUTER? A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get ...
Smart Blond
Once there was a blonde who wanted to prove to people that she wasn't just a dumb blonde. So she ...
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Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side. What do you ...
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Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?? A: Because they can understand them. Q: Why do blondes drive ...
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Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor? She thought it was pregnant because it ...
Blond Job
A blond walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few ...
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Q: How does a blonde commit suicide? A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off. Q: ...
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What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant. How do you get a one-armed blonde out ...
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Q: How do you keep a blonde busy? A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper. ...
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I told my blonde girlfriend that I was going skeet shooting. She told me she didn't know how to ...
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Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? A1: "What's a lightbulb?" A2: One. She ...
Cute Blond
A blonde has sharp pains in her side. The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute ...
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Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch? A: To turn the blinker off. Q: Why did the blonde ...
Blond vs Ventriloquist
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a ...
Blond
A blonde rings up an airline. She asks, "How long are your flights from America to England?" The ...
No Brakes
There's a blond and a brunette in a car. The brunette is driving while the blonde is in the ...
Blonde Logic
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, " ...
A husband and his blonde wife
A husband and his blonde wife were driving along the country side one Sunday just putt puttin along. ...
Blond Rancher
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, ...
Dogs
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their ...
Blonde TV
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The ...
Blonde
A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled "we were counting today ...
Seagull
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were walking Along the beach. A seagull flies over and craps ...
Lawyers and Blondes
A blonde and a lawyer sit next to each other on a plane. The lawyer asks her to play a game. If he ...
A Blonde
Guy is in a bar and strikes up a conversation with a dumb blond. "I'm curious, do you smoke after ...
Blonde Guy Joke
The very first ever Blonde GUY joke.... And well worth the wait! An Irishman, a Mexican and a ...
Blonde
A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, "Can you tell me how long it'l take to fly from San ...
Three Blondes - Texas Highway Patrol
Three Blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol. The ...
Backseat
A blonde goes on a hot date and ends up making out with the guy in his car. The guy asks if she ...
Brunette Blond Brunette
Q: What do you call a blonde ...
Blond |Brain
Q: How do you make a blonde's brain ...
Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her ...
A blonde Paintjob
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all ...
Beautiful Blond
A beautiful blonde walks up to a craps table. She bets ten thousand on one roll of the dice. She ...
Two blondes fishing
Two blondes rented a boat and went fishing. After finding a good location, the first blond told the ...
Blonds with Pigs
One day two blondes each bought a pig. The problem they were having was telling the two pigs apart. ...
Interview
Three blondes were all vying for the last available position on the local police force. The ...
A blonde Lady Motorist
A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose ...
Blond
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. ...
Blond
Man – “I would like some fries, please. Blonde at the counter – “Ok……………………â ...
Blond in tree
Q: How do you get a blonde out ...
Thermos
A blonde was shopping at Target and came across a shiny silver thermos. She was quite fascinated by ...
Blonde detective
Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol. The ...
Head & Shoulders
Two blonds were riding up an elevator. Long before reaching their floor, the elevator stopped and ...
Bodybuilder and the Blonde
A body builder picks up a blonde at a bar and takes her home with him. He takes off his shirt and ...
Jump
Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to a blonde at the ...
Silly Blond
A blonde was at home watching TV with her friends when she heard a noise. She ran out just in time ...
Blonde joke
After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, ...
Florida or the Moon
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking and one blonde says to the other, " ...
Blond at the Appliance Store
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she ...
Jump or Not?
Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at ...
Blonde Speeding
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a ...
Turn back your car odometer
A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a ...
Barking Dog
A blonde and her husband are lying in bed Listening to the next door neighbor's dog. It has been in ...
Rectum deodorant
A Blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some Rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, ...
How Blonde Is She???
How Blonde Is She??? She was Soooooooo Blonde . * She thought a quarterback was a refund. * ...
A blonde city girl
A blonde city girl marries a Colorado rancher. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, ...
A blond and a redhead
A blond and a redhead are taken hostage by terrorists. The women are taken to a remote island and ...
Two Blondes
There were two blondes, and they had just came from a store. The blonde that owned the mustang ...
Elevator
A blonde and a brunette got stuck in an elevator.. Blonde starts shouting: "HELP! HELP!" ...
Hailstorm
A blonde was driving home after a game and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was ...
To rob a Bank
A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a good plan and they put their ...
Blonde Teenager
A blonde teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother, "Is it true what Rita just told ...
The Sun
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, 'We were the first ...
Breast stroke
A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are in a breast stroke race. The starter's gun goes off and the ...
The Blonde and the Cow
A blond city girl named Diana marries a Colorado rancher. One morning, on his way out to check ...
Brunettes
Q. What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch? A. A brunette who's told too many blonde ...
Blond
A blond woman desperately needed some money, so she decided to kidnap someone. So she went to the ...
A Travel Agency (blonde joke)
A blonde walks by a travel agency and notices a sign in the window, "Cruise Special -- $99!" So she ...
Directions
A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. ...
Different degrees of blondeness
Different degrees of blondeness FIRST DEGREE A married couple were asleep when the phone rang ...
Desert
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were lost in the desert. They were driving around in a Jeep ...
Blonde
What are the blonde's first words after 4 ...
Blond
Q: Why did the blond tip toe past the medicine cabinet? A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping ...
First class seat
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess ...
Blonde
Two blondes walk into a building... you'd ...
Thermos
A blond girl buys a thermos. She brings it to work and shows it off to all of her friends. friend: ...
Blond
There was a blond who was tired of all the blond jokes going around and decided to dye her hair ...
Going to Chicago
There was a blond that sat down in first class of an airplane going to Chicago. A stewardess came ...
Blonde and Car
This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and ...
IDK
Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: ...
Bus stop
Two blonde ladies at a bus stop: The first asks: "Which bus will you take?" The second says "the ...
Jamaica
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section. The stewardess tells her she ...
Two Blondes
Two blonde carpenters were working on a house. The one who was nailing down siding would reach into ...
The Blond's Last Ride
This is the story of the poor blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot. He has a ...
Blonde Mortician
Blonde Mortician A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, ...
Paint the Porch
A blonde moves to Beverly Hills, hoping to find an acting job. After a couple weeks with no luck, ...
Blonde suicide
A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. ' ...
Blondes and Brunettes
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a ...
Flights
A blonde rings up an airline. She asks, "How long are your flights from America to England?" The ...
A blonde
A blonde sitting on a bar stool in a dress leaned over the bar and told the bartender. I am not ...
River Walk
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite ...
Scared blond woman
A blond takes her typewriter to the doctor. "Doc, I'm afraid my typewriter is pregnant." The ...
Shoes
A blonde walks into a shoe store to try on a pair of shoes. After trying on a pair she complained ...
Blonde movie
Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death in a drive-in movie? They had gone to see ...

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