jokes about blonds

a corn maze for blondes
thinks Im a parrot
A blonde cheerleader holding her sign upside down
Blondes falling on running competition
blonde with licence place upside down
dog shitting crap posing blonde lady
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Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a Porsche? A: You dont lend the Porsche out to your ...
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Q: DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE NEW FORM OF BIRTH CONTROL FOR BLONDES? A: They take off their makeup. ...
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Q: WHY ARE BLONDES LIKE PIANOS? A: When they aren't upright, they're grand. Q: What do you call ...
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A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. "Six, ...
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What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? "Look! They spelled MACY's ...
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Q: WHAT DID THE BLONDE THINK OF THE NEW COMPUTER? A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get ...
Smart Blond
Once there was a blonde who wanted to prove to people that she wasn't just a dumb blonde. So she ...
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Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side. What do you ...
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Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?? A: Because they can understand them. Q: Why do blondes drive ...
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Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor? She thought it was pregnant because it ...
Blond Job
A blond walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few ...
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Q: How does a blonde commit suicide? A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off. Q: ...
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What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant. How do you get a one-armed blonde out ...
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Q: How do you keep a blonde busy? A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper. ...
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I told my blonde girlfriend that I was going skeet shooting. She told me she didn't know how to ...
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Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? A1: "What's a lightbulb?" A2: One. She ...
Cute Blond
A blonde has sharp pains in her side. The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute ...
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Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch? A: To turn the blinker off. Q: Why did the blonde ...
Blond vs Ventriloquist
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a ...
Blond
A blonde rings up an airline. She asks, "How long are your flights from America to England?" The ...
No Brakes
There's a blond and a brunette in a car. The brunette is driving while the blonde is in the ...
Blonde Logic
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, " ...
A husband and his blonde wife
A husband and his blonde wife were driving along the country side one Sunday just putt puttin along. ...
Blond Rancher
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, ...
Dogs
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their ...
Blonde TV
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The ...
Blonde
A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled "we were counting today ...
Seagull
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were walking Along the beach. A seagull flies over and craps ...
Lawyers and Blondes
A blonde and a lawyer sit next to each other on a plane. The lawyer asks her to play a game. If he ...
A Blonde
Guy is in a bar and strikes up a conversation with a dumb blond. "I'm curious, do you smoke after ...
Blonde Guy Joke
The very first ever Blonde GUY joke.... And well worth the wait! An Irishman, a Mexican and a ...
Blonde
A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, "Can you tell me how long it'l take to fly from San ...
Backseat
A blonde goes on a hot date and ends up making out with the guy in his car. The guy asks if she ...
Three Blondes - Texas Highway Patrol
Three Blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol. The ...
Brunette Blond Brunette
Q: What do you call a blonde ...
Blond |Brain
Q: How do you make a blonde's brain ...
Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her ...
A blonde Paintjob
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all ...
Beautiful Blond
A beautiful blonde walks up to a craps table. She bets ten thousand on one roll of the dice. She ...
Blonds with Pigs
One day two blondes each bought a pig. The problem they were having was telling the two pigs apart. ...
Interview
Three blondes were all vying for the last available position on the local police force. The ...
A blonde Lady Motorist
A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose ...
Two blondes fishing
Two blondes rented a boat and went fishing. After finding a good location, the first blond told the ...
Blond
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. ...
Blond
Man – “I would like some fries, please. Blonde at the counter – “Ok……………………â ...
Blond in tree
Q: How do you get a blonde out ...
Thermos
A blonde was shopping at Target and came across a shiny silver thermos. She was quite fascinated by ...
Blonde detective
Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol. The ...
Bodybuilder and the Blonde
A body builder picks up a blonde at a bar and takes her home with him. He takes off his shirt and ...
Head & Shoulders
Two blonds were riding up an elevator. Long before reaching their floor, the elevator stopped and ...
Jump
Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to a blonde at the ...
Blonde joke
After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, ...
Silly Blond
A blonde was at home watching TV with her friends when she heard a noise. She ran out just in time ...
Florida or the Moon
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking and one blonde says to the other, " ...
Blond at the Appliance Store
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she ...
Jump or Not?
Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at ...
Blonde Speeding
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a ...
Turn back your car odometer
A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a ...
Barking Dog
A blonde and her husband are lying in bed Listening to the next door neighbor's dog. It has been in ...
Rectum deodorant
A Blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some Rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, ...
How Blonde Is She???
How Blonde Is She??? She was Soooooooo Blonde . * She thought a quarterback was a refund. * ...
A blonde city girl
A blonde city girl marries a Colorado rancher. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, ...
Two Blondes
There were two blondes, and they had just came from a store. The blonde that owned the mustang ...
A blond and a redhead
A blond and a redhead are taken hostage by terrorists. The women are taken to a remote island and ...
Elevator
A blonde and a brunette got stuck in an elevator.. Blonde starts shouting: "HELP! HELP!" ...
Hailstorm
A blonde was driving home after a game and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was ...
To rob a Bank
A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a good plan and they put their ...
Blonde Teenager
A blonde teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother, "Is it true what Rita just told ...
The Sun
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, 'We were the first ...
Breast stroke
A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are in a breast stroke race. The starter's gun goes off and the ...
Brunettes
Q. What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch? A. A brunette who's told too many blonde ...
The Blonde and the Cow
A blond city girl named Diana marries a Colorado rancher. One morning, on his way out to check ...
A Travel Agency (blonde joke)
A blonde walks by a travel agency and notices a sign in the window, "Cruise Special -- $99!" So she ...
Blond
A blond woman desperately needed some money, so she decided to kidnap someone. So she went to the ...
Directions
A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. ...
Different degrees of blondeness
Different degrees of blondeness FIRST DEGREE A married couple were asleep when the phone rang ...
Desert
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were lost in the desert. They were driving around in a Jeep ...
Blonde
What are the blonde's first words after 4 ...
First class seat
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess ...
Blond
Q: Why did the blond tip toe past the medicine cabinet? A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping ...
Blonde
Two blondes walk into a building... you'd ...
Thermos
A blond girl buys a thermos. She brings it to work and shows it off to all of her friends. friend: ...
Blond
There was a blond who was tired of all the blond jokes going around and decided to dye her hair ...
Going to Chicago
There was a blond that sat down in first class of an airplane going to Chicago. A stewardess came ...
Blonde and Car
This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and ...
IDK
Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: ...
Bus stop
Two blonde ladies at a bus stop: The first asks: "Which bus will you take?" The second says "the ...
Jamaica
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section. The stewardess tells her she ...
Two Blondes
Two blonde carpenters were working on a house. The one who was nailing down siding would reach into ...
The Blond's Last Ride
This is the story of the poor blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot. He has a ...
Blonde Mortician
Blonde Mortician A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, ...
Paint the Porch
A blonde moves to Beverly Hills, hoping to find an acting job. After a couple weeks with no luck, ...
Blonde suicide
A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. ' ...
A blonde
A blonde sitting on a bar stool in a dress leaned over the bar and told the bartender. I am not ...
Flights
A blonde rings up an airline. She asks, "How long are your flights from America to England?" The ...
Blondes and Brunettes
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a ...
River Walk
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite ...
Shoes
A blonde walks into a shoe store to try on a pair of shoes. After trying on a pair she complained ...
Scared blond woman
A blond takes her typewriter to the doctor. "Doc, I'm afraid my typewriter is pregnant." The ...
Blonde movie
Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death in a drive-in movie? They had gone to see ...

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