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Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch? A: To turn the blinker off. Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car? A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche. Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane? A: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much. Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms. Q: Why does it work? A: "Does 3 come before E, between M and W, or at the end?" Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office? A: She wanted to know how to cook food stamps! Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer? A: She slipped off and fell down the drain. Q: What's a blondes' favorite rock group? A: Air Supply. Q: Why are blondes hurt by peoples words? A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries. Q: Why can't blondes put in light bulbs? A: They keep breaking them with the hammers. Q: Why are there no dumb brunettes? A: Peroxide. Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light. Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard? A: Grade 4. Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance? A: 144 blondes. Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist? A: "Why, I just _love_ nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?" Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater? A: They went to see "Closed for the Winter". Q: Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning? A: It swells at night. Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home? A: She moved. Q: Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car? A: She burned her lips on the tailpipe.