Brunettes

Q. What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch? A. A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes. Q. What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette? A. Brown-bagging it. Q. What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure? A. No one else wants it. Q. What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes? A. Invisible. Q. What's a brunette's mating call? A. "Has the blonde left yet? " Q. Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes? A. The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable. Q. Why is brunette considered an evil color? A. When was the last time you saw a blonde witch? Q. What do brunettes miss most about a great party? A. The invitation Q. What do you call a good looking man with a brunette? A. A hostage Q. Who makes bras for brunettes? A. Fisher-Price Q. Why are brunettes so proud of their hair? A. It matches their moustache.