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What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
"Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"
Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?
She wanted to get a dark tan.
What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?
"Just flush it like everybody else does."
Hear about the blonde explorer?
She bought a piece of sandpaper thinking it was a map of the Sahara Desert.
Did you hear the one about the blonde that had a problem with her bed?
She couldn't find a knife large enough to apply the bed spread.
What is every blonde's ambition in life?
To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
She threw it off of a cliff.
How did the blonde burn her nose?
Bobbing for french fries.
Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops?
So they can tell if they are going to work or going home, while on the bus.
Why do blondes like lightning?
They think someone is taking their picture.
Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?
From eating with forks.
What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?
A space invader.
What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?
Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk."