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What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant. How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Wave. What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, she's got a hand grenade in her mouth! How do you keep a blonde busy? You give her a bottle of shampoo that says: "Lather, rinse, and repeat." How do you keep a blonde busy? You put her in a round room and tell her to go sit in the corner." Why do blondes always have such big hair? So they can catch things that are over their heads. Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $100 bill. Who picks it up? The dumb blonde! Because, there is no such thing as Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, or a smart blonde. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables! What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? "Oh look! Donut seeds!" Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? The vegetable garden.