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Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
A1: "What's a lightbulb?"
A2: One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
A3: Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"
Q: What's a blonde's favorite wine?
A: "Daaaady, I want to go to Miaaami!"
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.
Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles?
A: Because they can't get their head in the jar.
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A: Because you wash vegetables there!
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: Tell her she's pregnant.
Q: What will she ask you?
A: "Is it mine?"
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?
A: To see what was on the other side.
Q: What do you see when you peer into a blonde's eyes?
A: A Back of her head.