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Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? A1: "What's a lightbulb?" A2: One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her. A3: Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!" Q: What's a blonde's favorite wine? A: "Daaaady, I want to go to Miaaami!" Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer? A: You only have to punch information into a computer once. Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles? A: Because they can't get their head in the jar. Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? A: Because you wash vegetables there! Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her she's pregnant. Q: What will she ask you? A: "Is it mine?" Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel. Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall? A: To see what was on the other side. Q: What do you see when you peer into a blonde's eyes? A: A Back of her head.

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