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Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a Porsche? A: You dont lend the Porsche out to your friend. Q: How do you drown a blond? A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool. Q: What do blondes and cow pies (or buffalo chips) have in common? A: The older they get, the easier they are to pick up. Q: How do blonde braincells die ? A: Alone. Q: How do you change a blonde's mind? A1: Blow in her ear. A2: Buy her another beer. Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence? A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear! Q: HOW DO YOU KEEP A BLONDE BUSY ALL DAY? A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner. Q: HOW DID THE BLONDE DIE ICE FISHING? A: She was run over by the zambonis machine. Q: How does a blonde kill a fish? A: She drowns it. Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat? A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row. Q: How does a blonde moonwalk? A: She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor!