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Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor? She thought it was pregnant because it missed a period. Why did the blonde call the welfare office? She wanted to know how to cook food stamps. What do you call four blondes in a Volkswagen? Far-from-thinkin. What did the blonde name her pet zebra? Spot. Did you hear about the blonde that shot an arrow into the air? She missed. What do you give the blonde who has everything? Penicillin. Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her. Why do blondes get confused in the bathroom? They have to pull their own pants down. Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar? She heard that the drinks were on the house. Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips? From trying to blow out lightbulbs. Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering? The noise gave her a headache.