jokes about religion

Imagine being this rabbit #happy #heaven
The difference between men and women
Did you fall from heaven
The challenge of being a Hindu god in 2020
nice try Satan #kia #soul
this touchdown is for Jesus
Bored of the regular Jesus
For I did not speak of my own Accord John 12:48 #jesus #uber
summoning satan
What did Jesus do to his hair
The circle is complete #jesus #sin
If this goes right, they thank Jesus
Stairway to Heaven or Highway to Hell
jesus
Well, time to checked who shared that post #jesus
Floppy disks are like Jesus
1 like is 1 prayer #jesus #hell
if finally happened #hell #freezes
it finally happened #hell #frozen
Never been insulted #god #christians
dog is glad youre home The Christmas tree fainted
Jesus is working in mysterious ways
dear god is there a meaning
how in the hell do you still have the ball
thank god I brought an umbrella!
creates the universe out of nothing
god seemingly walking on water
god listens to slayer any time
justin bieber lemmy killmister motorhead god
Jesus vs Satan
Jesus and Satan have an argument as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours ...
Eskimo
An Eskimo being far out in the wild did not know about religion and god etc. A priest tells him ...
Heaven or Hell
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you' ...
An engineer in Hell
An engineer died and ended up in Hell. He was not pleased with the level of comfort in Hell, and ...
Christmas
A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused ...
Jesus and Satan
Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had ...
Jezus
A man gets drunk and stumbles straight into a baptism being performed on the river bank. The ...
The Bear
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job. So they each go into the ...
Greek God
My friend told me he had the body of a Greek god. ...
Engineer
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you' ...
Monk
A Tibetan monk sees the face of Jesus in a tub of margarine. He raises his eyes to the heavens ...
Heaven vs. Hell
One night, God visits a preacher. The preacher has one question, "What is Heaven like?" God ...
Heaven
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, 'Do you want to go ...
Rabbi
Why did the Rabbi have to quit carrying around scripture with him wherever he went? Because it ...
Smoke and Pray
Cecil and Morris are walking to services and Cecil asks, "I wonder whether it would be all right to ...
Father Murphy
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go ...
Jesus' Multi-Ethnicity
Proof that Jesus was Jewish: 1. He went into his father's business. 2. He lived at home until the ...
Father Murphy
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go ...
Bartender
A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a blonde walk into a bar. The bartender ...
Poison
A man goes to see the Rabbi. 'Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you ...
Heaven
Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? ...
Hell
Three dead men go to hell at the same time. There is a white man, a Chinese man, and a Mexican man. ...
Church Finances
A Mormon Family, one Monday evening, sat around the fire place and was discussing Church Finances, ...
Bishop
A bishop walks straight up to the bar and the barman says: You can't do that. Bishops can only ...
Where is God?
Two brothers were always getting into trouble in their neighborhood. The people in the neighborhood ...
Satan
Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the ...
Jezus
If Jesus and Poseidon ever ...
Two Brothers
There were two brothers. One was very good and tried to always live right and be helpful. His ...
God Created
In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth... After that, everything else was made in ...
Sip the Vodka
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the ...
Religious Humor
Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences appeared in church bulletins or were ...
Two Brothers
Once upon a time there were two brothers. One brother was very mischievous, always getting into ...
The Pope and Tiger Woods
The Pope and Tiger Woods die on the same day and because of an administrative mix up the Pope went ...
Funeral
A woman in Brooklyn decided to prepare her Will and make her final requests. She told her rabbi ...
The Devil
One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in the tiny town of Johnstown got up early and went ...
The Devil
One Sunday morning, everyone in one bright, beautiful, tiny town got up early and went to the local ...
Catholic
Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together. The first one tells her friends, "My son is a ...
An Irish Priest
An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut. The ...
Jezus
An Irish man with a crooked back walks into a coffee shop and sees Jesus sitting in the corner ...
Three Nuns
Three nuns stand at the Pealry Gates of Heaven, and Saint Peter turns to them and explains that ...
Jesus
A Drunk man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing ...
Walking next to a Stream
Jesus, Noah, and Moses were walking down a path next to a stream when Moses said, “let’s see if ...
Heaven and Hell
Heaven is Where: the Police are British, the Chefs are Italian, the Mechanics are German, the ...
The world's first Professional
A doctor, and engineer, a rabbi and a lawyer were debating who was the world's first professional. ...
Dead Dog
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie whose dog, Skipper, had recently died. "You know," Mom ...
Catholic
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee. The first Catholic man tells his ...
Satan
Struggling to make ends meet on a first-call salary, the pastor was livid when he confronted his ...
A nun and a priest
A nun and a priest were traveling across the desert and realized halfway across that the camel they ...
Innovative Ideas
The local parish had a fairly new priest. He had wonderful, innovative ideas that were, for the ...
Just water
An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut . The ...
Panties
There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day. As the priest is walking by, he looks up ...
Heaven or Hell
Three men, a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot, were out riding in the car when it crashed ...
Yo Momma
Yo mama so fat God told her he had no room in heaven and the devil said there was no room in hell ...
Catholic Coffee Morning
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square. The first ...
Married in Heaven
On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple was involved in a fatal car accident. The ...
Pastor's Ass
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that ...
30 more Years
In surgery for a heart attack, a middle-aged woman has a vision of God by her bedside. “Will I ...
Jezus
Two guys and a union worker were fishing on a lake one day, when Jesus walked across the water and ...
Preacher's Ass
A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and, on being told that there was a fortune in ...
Little Mary
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day ...
Married in heaven
On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident. The ...
Little Mary
Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in her Catholic School.
Usually she slept ...
God
Three women dies for some unknown reason, they don't know each other. We can call them Sara, Jenna ...
Jesus is watching you
A burglar broke into a home and was looking around. He heard a soft voice say, "Jesus is watching ...
Ass
A pastor wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse ...
Honda
Mr Honda, of the Honda Motor Corporation, died and went to heaven for judgement. At the gates, St. ...
Married in Heaven
A man and a woman are on their way to their wedding. They get into a terrible car crash and are ...
Yo momma So Old Collection
Yo momma's so old, the candles cost more than the birthday cake. Yo momma's so old, she farts ...
The Confession
Joe enters the confessional and tells the priest that he has committed adultery. "Oh, no," said ...
Kingdom of Heaven
Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the ...
The Twenty and The One
There was this $20 dollar bill and a $1 dollar bill on the conveyor belt at the downtown Federal ...
Bill Gates
Bill Gates goes to purgatory. St. Peter says, "Now Bill, you have done some good things, and you ...
Dear grandson
Dear Grand-son, The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a 'Honk if you ...
Priest
A priest is in his church, placing prayer books among the pews when a man with no arms walks inside. ...
Antartian
An Antartian died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new ...
5 minute management course 2
5 minute management course Lesson 2: A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed ...
God
While creating husbands, God promised women that good and ideal husbands would be found in all ...
Adam
God was talking to Adam one day when Adam begins to lament. "God I'm lonely, I need a companion?" ...
Nine Is Enough
Shortly after having her ninth baby, an Irish Catholic woman runs into her parish priest. He ...
Lemon Squeeze
There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, ...
Drunk
A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing. ...
100 Years Old
This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue when she heard a voice from above "You will ...
Heaven or Hell
While walking down the street one day, a political head of state is tragically hit by a truck and ...
God
Mommy, do you know if God has to go to the toilet too? No child. Of course not. What makes you ...
What is God?
A nine year old boy asks his mother, "Is God male or female?" After thinking for a moment, his ...
Dead
I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of ...
Your man vs God
A young man once asked God how long a million years was to him.
God replied, "A million years ...
An Atheist Walking Through The Woods...
An atheist was walking through the woods... when he stopped and thought: "What majestic trees! What ...
Devil
Not many people know it, but the Devil actually wears a wig. You'd never know if you weren't told - ...
Jesus and Moses
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables; ...
Baseball
Tom was at the hospital visiting with his best friend Larry who was dying. Tom asked, "If there is ...
Donation
A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with ...
The News
Tom was at the hospital visiting with his best friend Larry who was dying. Tom asked, "If there is ...
Absent
Harry walked over to the Priest after services, “You know Father, I am really stuck in a quandary ...
God created
God may have created man before woman, but there ...
An old cop named Murphy
MURPHY goes into the confessional and says to his priest "I had an affair with a woman. . . almost." ...
Catholic Dog
Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, ...
HR Director
One day while walking down the street a highly successful HR Director was tragically hit by a bus ...
Three Guys Go to Heaven
Three guys die and end up at the gates of heaven, talking to St. Peter. "So," Peter asks the ...
The Senator
While walking down the street one day, a senator is tragically hit by a truck and killed. His soul ...

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