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Very immature middle school type joke but I was wondering if you guys had any novel suggestions. Examples: A: Hey man you have some updog on your shirt B: Whats updog A: Not much whats up with you A: Hey man Ashley and I are going to grab some drinks at Hapenin tonight want to come with B: Whats Hapenin A: Not much whats up with you A: My mom was cleaning out my old room and stumbled across one of my old henways from high school B: Whats a henway A: About 2 pounds A: Haha apple is coming out with a new product called the iCup B: Wow no way A: yeah google it B: dont see anything A: Maybe youre spelling it wrong, what did you type in B: I-C-U-P A: What the hell dude thats gross