Your man vs God
A young man once asked God how long a million years was to him.
<br>God replied, "A million years to me is just like a single second to you."
<br>The young man asked God what a million dollars was to him.
<br>God replied, "A million dollars to me is just like a single penny to you."
<br>Then the young man got his courage up and asked, "God, could I have one of your pennies?"
<br>God smiled and replied, "Certainly, just a second."