Religious Humor

Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services in 2007. 1. The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. 2. The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.' The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus'. 3. Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands. 4. The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict. 5. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say 'Hell' to someone who doesn't care much about you.