Jezus

A man gets drunk and stumbles straight into a baptism being performed on the river bank. The priest asks the man, 'Are you ready to find Jesus?' The drunk agrees, and the priest dunks him into the water. The drunk is gasping for air. 'Have you found Jesus, Brother?' 'No mate, I haven't' The priest dunks him in again and pulls him back out. The drunk thrashes around for a bit. 'Now have you found Jesus?' 'Nah bro, I haven't.' The priest rolls his eyes and dunks the drunk one more time, and pulls him back up violently. 'HAVE YOU FOUND JESUS YET?' The drunk, near suffocation, replies, 'Are you sure this is where he fell in?'