Catholic Coffee Morning

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square. The first Catholic man tells his friends,"My son is a priest, when he walks into a room,everyone calls him 'Father'." The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'." The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says 'Your Eminence'." The fourth Catholic man says very proudly,"My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'." Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence,the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?" She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, SLIM, TALL, 38" BREAST, 24" WAIST and 34" HIPS When she walks into a room, people say,"Oh My God."