Married in Heaven
A man and a woman are on their way to their wedding.
They get into a terrible car crash and are killed instantly. They find themselves standing in front of St. Peter at the pearly gates. St. Peter says "welcome! You have both lived good lives and are welcome into heaven!"
The man says, "That's wonderful, but we were on our way to our wedding to be betrothed, is it possible to still get married in heaven?"
St. Peter says, "you know, I've never been asked that before, wait here and I'll check" St. Peter leaves and is gone for a really long time.
He finally returns saying, "Good news! You can indeed get married in heaven!"
The man replies, "That's great news, but we were discussing while you were gone if it doesn't work out, could we we still get a divorce?"
St. Peter takes his clipboard and slams it on the podium exclaiming, "I just spent 10 years looking for a priest, do you know how long it's going to take to find a lawyer?!?"