Ass

A pastor wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase one and enter it in the races. <br> However at the local auction, the going price for a horse was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. <br> He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races. <br> To his surprise, the donkey came in third. The next day the local paper carried this headline: PASTOR'S ASS SHOWS. <br> The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he enter it in the race again, and this time it won. <br> The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT. <br> The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. <br> The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS. <br> This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. <br> The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. <br> The local paper, hearing the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN. <br> The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for ten dollars. <br> The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.OO <br> This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. <br> The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE. <br> The bishop was buried the next day.