jokes about nationalities

canadian shoes
American version of the English fish and chips, and a cup of tea
This sign was in a Canadian airport
According to Japanese legend
the truth about German kids
British bee vs an American bee #USB
Some traditional American vandalism
According to Japanese legend
The irony at Walmart’s Investing in American jobs
As an American citizen, you have the right to bear arms
A French guy in a hotel
Did you know the first french fry wasnt cooked in france
Not all australian animals will kill you
whats the real meaning of the German flag
Ever wonder why the American Bald Eagle is always photographed from the side
footprint of the American chicken
This guy is taking things very literal
Great translation on an Asian menu
Translation problems on an Asian menu
Dingo Anatomy according to Australians #aussie
canadians are friendly all the time #car
A quick lesson in how to speak Irish
how to sneak chocolate into American movie theaters
Im so mad about Irish stereotypes
ohlala
free beer under a Canadian trap
tries communicating with ghosts in 500 year old german castles
How germans see american beer
canadian CSI
irish girl sunbathing pale
British
Being British means driving your German car to an Irish pub to have a Belgian beer, then grabbing ...
Group
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several ...
Cultural Difference? Japanese Wisdom?
Cultural Difference? Japanese Wisdom? An American, a Japanese and a Chinese went for a hike one ...
An Australian
An Australian, over here for the crickets, is offered a 'good time' by a delectable young lady ...
Political Science for Dummies
Political Science for Dummies DEMOCRATIC You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You ...
Heaven vs. Hell
One night, God visits a preacher. The preacher has one question, "What is Heaven like?" God ...
Salesman
A salesman is driving toward home in northern Ontario when he sees an Indian thumbing for a ride on ...
Banking humour
I had a bunch of American dollars I needed to exchange so I went to the currency exchange window at ...
Hoshimota
An American businessman is on a business trip in Japan and hires a hooker. The whole night, this ...
Paris
An elderly Canadian gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane. At the French customs desk, the ...
Why it's important to understand English
Why it's important to understand English I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange, ...
Race
An American automobile company and a Japanese auto company decided to have a competitive boat race ...
Elephant
What's the difference between an African ...
Texan Farmer
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. ...
Heaven and Hell
Heaven is Where: the Police are British, the Chefs are Italian, the Mechanics are German, the ...
Elephant
How can you tell the difference between an Indian and African elephant? One of them is an elephant. ...
Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most ...
Two Woodpeckers
A Hawaiian Woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were arguing about which place had the toughest ...
Indian
One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answers, "Well son ...
An oriental Couple
An oriental couple, who owned a chinese restaurant, were fast asleep, when all of a sudden the wife ...
TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING GERMAN
TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING GERMAN: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. Ok ok,give them a ...
Memory
It was rumored that a particular Native American had a fantastic memory. Hundreds of people asked ...
Irish
So two Irishmen are traveling to Australia. Before they leave home, one of their dads gives them ...
Indian
An old Indian was asked the name of his wife. He replied, "Wife Name - Three Horse." "That's an ...
Woodpeckers
A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about which place had the ...
Rude American
The train was packed, and the U. S. Marine Walked the entire length looking for a seat, but a well- ...
Texan Engineer
A very loud Texan Engineer was visiting Australia, and talking big about all of the large civil ...
Irish
What is the difference between an Irish ...
Japanese Camera
Japanese scientists have created a camera with a shutter speed so fast, they can now photograph a ...
Australian Cooking
I watched an Australian cooking show and everyone cheered when the chef made a meringue. Seemed ...
TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING DUTCH
TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING DUTCH: 1. You can get arrested for growing plants, but not for smoking ...
Fluctuations
I was at my bank today; there was a short line. Just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was ...
Jezus
An Irish man with a crooked back walks into a coffee shop and sees Jesus sitting in the corner ...
Who's The Father?
A lady was in the delivery room starting to deliver her baby. As it made its appearance it was dark ...
An Irish man
An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck ...
German Food
What did the critic think of German ...
Waitress
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York City restaurant and notices that the three ...
The German
A couple were walking their dog along the beach, the dog was having a great time running into the ...
The Sun
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, 'We were the first ...
Wrong
The train was quite crowded, so a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the ...
Irish Timespending
Two old Irish guys are talking. One asks the other what he likes to do. The other replies," My ...
Irish Men
Two Irish men walk out of a ...
Dane and Irish
A Dane and an Irish man are at the beach in Waikiki All day the girls are hanging next to the ...
Irish
My mother was 80% ...
French
As an English person there's one thing I love ...
French Maid
A French maid was tidying up for a wealthy computer whiz. She commented that he had a nice PC. He ...
Angry French Sister
What do you call your mom's ...
French Food
Q. Why do the French like to eat snails ...
Irish Wedding Reception
At an Irish wedding reception someone yelled: "Would all the married men please stand next tot the ...
The History of the Middle Finger
The History of the Middle Finger Well, now......here's something I never knew before, and now ...
Cannibals
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and an American are captured by cannibals. As they are awaiting their ...
A Chief Samurai
Back in the olden days when Samurai were important, there was a powerful Japanese Emperor who ...
Pretzel
Our story begins at the Olympics, specifically the wrestling event. It is narrowed down to the ...
German
A german tourist jumped in de freezing water to save my precious little dog, after he climbed out ...
Campaign Ads
Campaign ads are the backbone of American democracy -- if American democracy suffered a gigantic ...
Christmas Jokes 3
11. How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing. It was on the house! 12. How do you help ...
Japan
How do you say, "sup dawg", ...
Flag
A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the ...
Irish Virginity Test Kit
Irish Virginity Test Kit Paddy is planning to marry, he is, and asks his family doctor how he ...
An Irish Priest
An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut. The ...
Dog IQ
A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog’s IQ. Here’s ...
Pub
A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear ...
The Barmaid
An Australian guy decides to travel around the Greek Islands. He walks into a bar and Jenny (the ...
Vegetarian
Vegetarian is an old Indian word. ...
Holidaying on the Australian Coast
A bloke's wife went missing while holidaying on the Australian coast.He spent a terrible night ...
Crowded Train
London, The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking for an ...
An Irish Point of View on the Election race..
An Irish Point of View on the Election race.. We, in Ireland , can't figure out why people are ...
Chicken
What does a Japanese chicken ...
Golf
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the ...
Bonsai
A wise old Japanese gardener asked me what I ...
Chief Samurai
An emperor of the Rising Sun advertised for a new chief samurai warrior. Only three applied for ...
Chicken Blood
Australian Medical Association researchers have found that patients needing blood transfusions may ...
A Moose
A Scotsman was visiting a friend in the North Woods of Canada, both liked to hunt. They were ...
A seal visits a local bar
A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender asks the seal, "What's ...
Fear
I seem to be developing an irrational ...
Irish
How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a ...
Juggler
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do ...
Tenor fact
Soviet tenor, Victor Ivanovich Nikitin, had such a captivating voice that as he sung to his Soviet ...
Human Race Doomed?
In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some ...
Questions?
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? If you take a Oriental person and spin him around ...
Punography
I tried to catch some Fog. I mist. When chemists die, they barium. Jokes about German sausage ...
Death
I once thanked a French man to death. ...
Games
I asked my French friend if she likes to ...
Irish Priest Humor
An Irish priest is transferred to Texas . Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring ...
Words
If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper. And a jock strap is a lower decker pecker ...
Car Names
BMW Bavarian Manure Wagon SATURN Sorry about that unusual rattling noise FIAT Feeble ...
Trademark
what did the french trademark ...
At the Bar
A guy was meeting a friend in a bar, and as he walked in he noticed two pretty girls looking at him. ...
Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and order a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and ...
Dancing
Teacher: “Who do you think invented dancing, children?” Little Johnny: “My guess is a big ...
What if
If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter? If you choke a Smurf, what ...
Snails
Q. Why do the French like to eat snails so ...
Tongue Twisters
Weve all at one time or another given our best try at tongue twisters, have a look through this ...
Nine Is Enough
Shortly after having her ninth baby, an Irish Catholic woman runs into her parish priest. He ...
Office Game
Here's a way to spice up your office. Pick two or three colleagues and agree to play the Office ...
Restaurant
I want to open a Jamaican/Irish/Spanish small plate breakfast restaurant And call it "Tapas the ...
Texas
Texas rancher and his wife were arguing while touring Paris. They were hardly speaking to each ...
New Years Eve
What happened to the Irish man who thought about the evils of drinking in the New Year? He gave up ...
Business one-liners
Horngren's Observation: Among economists, the real world is often a special case. Hubbard's Law: ...
Falling Rocks
The old Indian chief called for the two bravest warriors in the tribe. "Running Buffalo, Falling ...

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