Texas

Texas rancher and his wife were arguing while touring Paris. They were hardly speaking to each other after being seated in a fancy French restaurant for dinner. When the waiter arrived, the rancher said," I'll have a BIG THICK PORTERHOUSE STEAK." The waiter replied,"Monsieur, what about Ze Mad Cow?" He said, "She'll have a Salad!"

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