Horoscope

A Moose

A Scotsman was visiting a friend in the North Woods of Canada, both liked to hunt. They were hunting for deer when all of a sudden a moose popped up in front of them. It was so unexpected, neither of them had a chance to fire. The Scotsman was shaken. "Hoot mon, wit in blazes was that?!" "That was a moose," the Canadian replied. "What are ye saying, lad? A moose? Good Lord, I'd hate to see yer rats!"
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