An Australian

An Australian, over here for the crickets, is offered a 'good time' by a delectable young lady outside Old Trafford. When they get to her flat, he asks if he can rearrange the furniture, to which she agrees. Systematically, he removes every item of furniture from the room. "Well Aussie", she says, "I've never done it like this before!" "Well Sheila, I've never actually had a woman before", he says, "but if its anything like a Kangaroo, you need planty of room!"