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Q: Why did the opera singer go sailing? A: She wanted to hit the high Cs. Q: Why did the policeman go to the baseball game? A: He'd heard that someone had stolen a base! Q: When do doctors get mad? A: When they run out of patients (as in, "patience"). Q: What did the judge say to the dentist? A: Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth? Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? A: In case he got a hole in one. Q: Why did the scientist take out his doorbell? A: He wanted to win the no-bell prize. Q: What did the fisherman say to the magician? A: Pick a cod, any cod! Q: What do prisoners use to call each other? A: Cell phones. Q: What kind of shoes do all spies wear? A: Sneak-ers. Q: What is a cheerleader's favorite drink? A: Root beer.

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