School

Q: What do elves learn at school? A: The elf-abet. Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because it had so many problems. Q: What did the calculator say to the math student? A: You can count on me. Q: Why did the boy bring the ladder to school? A: He was going to high school. Q: Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? A: She couldn't control her pupils. Q: Why was the student's report card wet? A: It was below C level! Q: What three candies can you find in every school? A: Nerds, DumDums, and Smarties. Q: What did the buffalo say to his kid when he dropped him off at school? A: Bison (as in, "bye, son")! Q: What's a snake's favorite subject? A: Hisstory. Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses inside? A: Her students were so bright!