Q: Why did the opera singer go sailing?
A: She wanted to hit the high Cs.
Q: Why did the policeman go to the baseball game?
A: He'd heard that someone had stolen a base!
Q: When do doctors get mad?
A: When they run out of patients (as in, "patience").
Q: What did the judge say to the dentist?
A: Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?
Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A: In case he got a hole in one.
Q: Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?
A: He wanted to win the no-bell prize.
Q: What did the fisherman say to the magician?
A: Pick a cod, any cod!
Q: What do prisoners use to call each other?
A: Cell phones.
Q: What kind of shoes do all spies wear?
Q: What is a cheerleader's favorite drink?
A: Root beer.