Q: What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A: A spelling bee. Q: Where do cows go for entertainment? A: The mooooo-vies! Q: What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A: A stega-snore-us. Q: Why couldn't the pony sing? A: Because she was a little hoarse. Q: Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? A: The baa-baa shop. Q: What do you get when you cross a snake with a pie? A: A pie-thon! Q: What's the most musical part of the chicken? A: The drumstick. Q: What do you call a group of disorganized cats? A: A cat-tastrophe. Q: How many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh? A: Ten-tickles. Q: Why did the chicken get a penalty? A: For fowl play.


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