Food

Q: Where do you learn to make banana splits? A: At sundae school. Q: Why did the melon jump into the lake? A: It wanted to be a water-melon. Q: What's an astronaut's favorite candy? A: A Mars bar. Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: It was feeling crumb-y. Q: What do you call cheese that's not yours? A: Nach-o cheese. Q: What do call it when you help a lemon that's in trouble? A: Lemon-aid. Q: Why did the banana go to the hospital? A: He was peeling really bad. Q: Why did the tomato turn red? A: It saw the salad dressing. Q: Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? A: Minnesota (as in, "mini-soda"). Q: Where do hamburgers go to dance? A: They go to the meat-ball.