Q: What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?
A: A spelling bee.
Q: Where do cows go for entertainment?
A: The mooooo-vies!
Q: What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?
A: A stega-snore-us.
Q: Why couldn't the pony sing?
A: Because she was a little hoarse.
Q: Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
A: The baa-baa shop.
Q: What do you get when you cross a snake with a pie?
A: A pie-thon!
Q: What's the most musical part of the chicken?
A: The drumstick.
Q: What do you call a group of disorganized cats?
A: A cat-tastrophe.
Q: How many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh?
Q: Why did the chicken get a penalty?
A: For fowl play.