Q: How does the ocean say hello?
A: It waves.
Q: What's the worst thing about throwing a party in space?
A: You have to planet.
Q: Why did the tree go to the dentist?
A: It needed a root canal.
Q: Why can't you trust atoms?
A: They make up everything!
Q: Why do moon rocks taste better than earth rocks?
A: Because they're meteor.
Q: How do you know when the moon has had enough to eat?
A: When it's full.
Q: What washes up on very small beaches?
Q: What did the tree say to the wind?
A: Leaf me alone!
Q: What kind of music do planets listen to?
Q: What do you call a funny mountain?