jokes about husband

This wedding can never end well
Couple tattoo shows two corner puzzle pieces
who did this pole dancing couple>
marriage is all about compromise
My son asked what it is like to be married #ipod
Old people at weddings always say youre next at wedding #funeral
comparing boys and girls #single #married
overenthusiastic girlfriend is bad news #marriage
men submissive to woman
wedding ring making lady cry
guy stealing drink dancing couple
Married
A year after marriage, wife complains to husband that he promised he would love her the same even ...
When I die?
WIFE: "If I died first, would you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why ...
Married Couple
This married couple were sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looks over at a nearby table ...
Marriage Counselor
One day a couple visited a marriage counselor about their children. The wife says to the marriage ...
Notice
A newly married husband puts a notice in front of his home. For Sale: computer and encyclopedia, ...
Fortune
A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a ...
Wives and Husbands and more
Wives and Husbands and more Wife: "What are you doing?" Husband: "Nothing." Wife: "Nothing...? ...
Married...how many?
A man and a woman had been married some time when the woman began to question her husband. "I know ...
More Wives
More Wives I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn' ...
Marriage
Two antennas's decided one day to get married. The wedding wasn't that good but the reception was ...
A married couple in their early 60s
A married couple in their early 60s was out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, ...
Happy
“Now, that looks like a happily married couple.” Remarks the husband. “Don’t be too sure, ...
Marriage
A woman was telling her friend, “It is I who made my husband a millionaire.” “And what was ...
Marriage Humour
Wife: 'What are you doing?' Husband: Nothing. Wife: 'Nothing...? You've been reading our ...
Married
A woman in her eighties made the evening news because she was getting married for the fourth time. ...
Two choices in Life
You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, Or get married and wish you ...
Married
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy: ...
Nothing
Husband: “Soon we will be married for 10 years. I will get you a nice new car for our anniversary. ...
Bachelors
Bachelors know more about women than married ...
Marriage
Man is incomplete until he’s ...
Married Couple
A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of 11 children and was blessed with 22 ...
Married Men
They say that married men live longest. It's ...
Turned Down
A married couple are out one night at a dance club. There’s a guy on the dance floor giving it ...
Marriage
A married couple, both avid golfers, was discussing the future one night. "Honey", the wife said, " ...
Married
A man is incomplete until he is ...
Remarried
She married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She married again and had 7 more children. ...
Marriage Couseling
At a BBQ a couple was chatting with some guests when the marriage counseling topic came up. The ...
Married Lives
Two husbands were discussing their married lives. Although happily married, they admitted that ...
Married
A man is incomplete until he is ...
Fairy
A married couple, both 60 years old, were celebrating their 35th anniversary. During their party, a ...
Married
This man was talking to a group of men at a bar and he said, "In my house I am the boss, I say when ...
Marriage Seminar
MARRIAGE SEMINAR While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife ...
Marriage
The local news station was interviewing an 84-year-old lady because she had just gotten married -- ...
A young Couple
A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counsellor. The counsellor asks the wife ...
Married
My son wanted to know what it's like to be married. I told him to leave me alone and when he did ...
Getting Married
"My girlfriend and I are talking about getting married. She keeps asking me if I can support her, ...
Getting Married
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want then, ...
Wife Jokes
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming... 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever ...
The millionaire husband
Man 1: I became a millionaire after marriage. Man 2: Wow! Your wife has sure bought lots of luck ...
Sexual Positions
It has been studied and determined that the most often used Sexual position for married couples ...
Old Friends
A fellow was invited to the home of some old friends for dinner. His buddy preceded every request ...
More Marriage
Wife : 'Do you want dinner?' Husband: 'Sure! ...
Married in Heaven
On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple was involved in a fatal car accident. The ...
Husband and wife
My Dad and I were talking the other night about love and marriage. He told me that he knew as ...
Reading a book
A married couple was lying in bed one night. The wife is all curled up, ready to go to sleep, as ...
Divorce in Heaven
There was a couple who was about to get married. Before the wedding, they had a tragic accident and ...
Marriage
While attending a Marriage seminar dealing with communication, Jack and his wife, Barb, listened to ...
Wives
Wives When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -David ...
My Wife
Stu said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?" Leroy replied, "I'm not ...
Marriage
My son wanted to know what it's like to be married. I told him to leave me alone and when he did I ...
Marry
Three couples marry and stay at the same hotel for their honeymoons, where they are taken care of ...
Pulling his Pud
A farmer finds his son behind the barn pulling his pud, and the old man exclaims, "Son, if you are ...
Marry
A woman tells her husband she was diagnosed with cancer. Her husband tells he’s very sad and ...
A newly wed Couple
A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, ...
Irish Wedding Reception
At an Irish wedding reception someone yelled: "Would all the married men please stand next tot the ...
Scottish Wedding
At the Scottish wedding reception the D.J. yelled... "Would all married men please stand next to ...
Supper
"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? ...
Golf Ball
A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his bride if he can have a dresser drawer of his ...
Last Word
Two husbands were discussing their married lives. Although happily married, they admitted that ...
An Irish Point of View on the Election race..
An Irish Point of View on the Election race.. We, in Ireland , can't figure out why people are ...
Whos your daddy?
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor ...
You Do The Math...
You Do The Math... ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb ...
Old couple getting married
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida , are all excited about their decision to ...
Date
A man and a woman are having a date. The woman remarks, “You know, you look totally like my ...
Doing it in the Dark
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband ...
Wife vs Husband
WIFE VS HUSBAND A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An ...
Married in heaven
On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident. The ...
Grill
A couple had been married 10 years. One afternoon, they were working in the garden together. As the ...
Pictures
On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the ...
Describe Me
Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" ...
Husband and Wife
Husband asks: Do u know the meaning of wife? "Without Infomation Fighting Everytime". Wife on ...
Married
A man and woman are standing at the altar, about to be married, when the bride-to-be looks at her ...
Wedding Ring
A lady noticed her friend was wearing her wedding ring on the wrong finger so she asked, "Why are ...
Wedding
Wife: “It’s our wedding anniversary in a week, darling. How do you think we should celebrate?” ...
If I died
Woman: Would you get married again if I died? Man: Definitely not! Woman: Why not -- don't you ...
Halloween
A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to cure him of the habit. One Halloween night, ...
Marriage
Marriage is an institution of three rings. ...
Headstone
A husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband ...
Religion
Moe: 'My wife got me to believe in religion.' Joe: 'Really?' Moe: 'Yeah. Until I married her I ...
Married for 50 years
A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when ...
Golden Wedding
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquillity had long ...
Love and Marriage
In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes. - Elizabeth Ashley Many a ...
Wedding Anniversary
A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife told him "Tomorrow ...
Newly weds
A new bride was a bit embarrassed to be known as a honeymooner. So when she and her husband ...
Counseling
After 20 years of marriage a husband and wife go to counseling. When asked what the problem is, the ...
Married in Heaven
A man and a woman are on their way to their wedding. They get into a terrible car crash and are ...
The Secret to a Long and Happy Marriage
The Secret to a Long and Happy Marriage. A couple was celebrating their golden wedding ...
Sleep
A husband and wife are in church. The preacher notices that the husband has fallen asleep and says ...
Friends
Why can't a guy see his ...
Never Argued
A recent widow was crying to a grief counselor. "We were married twenty-five years before he died," ...
He said, She said
He said to me . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. I said to ...
The Wishing Well
A married couple walks up to a wishing well. The guy leans over, makes a wish and throws in a penny. ...
Arguement
During a friendly argument, my husband asked me why I married him in the first place.
"I ...
Accident
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was severely burned. The doctor ...
For sale
Seen in my local paper's "readers sales" section. FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of ...
A former Prostitute
A former prostitute with a rather well-used vagina that has been somewhat stretched is given a ...
Kids
A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of 11 children and were blessed with 2 ...
Fruit
What type of fruit is the least likely to ...
The Wife
* The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, ''What's on the TV?'' I said, ''Dust!'' * In the ...
Married
Comebacks to that all time favorite question "Why Aren't You Married Yet?" You haven't asked yet. ...

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