jokes about husband
- Married
- A year after marriage, wife complains to husband that he promised he would love her the same even ...
- When I die?
- WIFE: "If I died first, would you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why ... - Married Couple
- This married couple were sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looks over at a nearby table ...
- Marriage Counselor
- One day a couple visited a marriage counselor about their children. The wife says to the marriage ...
- Notice
- A newly married husband puts a notice in front of his home.
For Sale: computer and encyclopedia, ...
- Fortune
- A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a ...
- Wives and Husbands and more
- Wives and Husbands and more
Wife: "What are you doing?"
Husband: "Nothing."
Wife: "Nothing...? ...
- Married...how many?
- A man and a woman had been married some time when the woman began to question her husband. "I know ...
- A married couple in their early 60s
- A married couple in their early 60s was out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, ...
- More Wives
- More Wives
I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn' ...
- Marriage
- Two antennas's decided one day to get married.
The wedding wasn't that good but the reception was ...
- Happy
- “Now, that looks like a happily married couple.” Remarks the husband.
“Don’t be too sure, ...
- Marriage
- A woman was telling her friend, “It is I who made my husband a millionaire.”
“And what was ...
- Marriage Humour
- Wife: 'What are you doing?'
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: 'Nothing...? You've been reading our ...
- Married
- A woman in her eighties made the evening news because she was getting married for the fourth time. ...
- Two choices in Life
- You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable,
Or get married and wish you ...
- Married
- Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: ...
- Nothing
- Husband: “Soon we will be married for 10 years. I will get you a nice new car for our anniversary. ...
- Married Couple
- A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of 11 children and was blessed with 22 ...
- Bachelors
- Bachelors know more about women than married ...
- Married
- Two antennae got married.
The ceremony ...
- Marriage
- Man is incomplete until he’s ...
- Married Men
- They say that married men live longest. It's ...
- Turned Down
- A married couple are out one night at a dance club. There’s a guy on the dance floor giving it ...
- Marriage
- A married couple, both avid golfers, was discussing the future one night.
"Honey", the wife said, " ...
- Married
- A man is incomplete until he is ...
- Remarried
- She married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She married again and had 7 more children. ...
- Marriage Couseling
- At a BBQ a couple was chatting with some guests when the marriage counseling topic came up. The ...
- Married Lives
- Two husbands were discussing their married lives. Although happily married, they admitted that ...
- Fairy
- A married couple, both 60 years old, were celebrating their 35th anniversary. During their party, a ...
- Married
- A man is incomplete until he is ...
- Married
- This man was talking to a group of men at a bar and he said, "In my house I am the boss, I say when ...
- Marriage
- The local news station was interviewing an 84-year-old lady because she had just gotten married -- ...
- Marriage Seminar
- MARRIAGE SEMINAR
While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife ...
- A young Couple
- A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counsellor. The counsellor asks the wife ...
- Married
- My son wanted to know what it's like to be married.
I told him to leave me alone and when he did ...
- Getting Married
- "My girlfriend and I are talking about getting married. She keeps asking me if I can support her, ...
- Getting Married
- Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want then, ...
- Wife Jokes
- Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming...
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever ...
- Sexual Positions
- It has been studied and determined that the most often used
Sexual position for married couples ...
- The millionaire husband
- Man 1: I became a millionaire after marriage.
Man 2: Wow! Your wife has sure bought lots of luck ...
- More Marriage
- Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'
Husband: 'Sure! ...
- Old Friends
- A fellow was invited to the home of some old friends for dinner. His buddy preceded every request ...
- Husband and wife
- My Dad and I were talking the other night about love and marriage.
He told me that he knew as ...
- Married in Heaven
- On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple was involved in a fatal car accident.
The ...
- Reading a book
- A married couple was lying in bed one night. The wife is all curled up, ready to go to sleep, as ...
- Divorce in Heaven
- There was a couple who was about to get married. Before the wedding, they had a tragic accident and ...
- My Wife
- Stu said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?"
Leroy replied, "I'm not ...
- Marry
- A woman tells her husband she was diagnosed with cancer.
Her husband tells he’s very sad and ...
- Marry
- Three couples marry and stay at the same hotel for their honeymoons, where they are taken care of ...
- Marriage
- While attending a Marriage seminar dealing with communication, Jack and his wife, Barb, listened to ...
- Marriage
- My son wanted to know what it's like to be married. I told him to leave me alone and when he did I ...
- Wives
- Wives
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-David ...
- Pulling his Pud
- A farmer finds his son behind the barn pulling his pud, and the old man exclaims, "Son, if you are ...
- A newly wed Couple
- A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, ...
- Irish Wedding Reception
- At an Irish wedding reception someone yelled:
"Would all the married men please stand next tot the ...
- Scottish Wedding
- At the Scottish wedding reception the D.J. yelled...
"Would all married men please stand next to ...
- Supper
- "Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."
"What? Are you crazy? ...
- Golf Ball
- A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his bride if he can have a dresser drawer of his ...
- Last Word
- Two husbands were discussing their married lives. Although happily married, they admitted that ...
- Whos your daddy?
- A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor ...
- An Irish Point of View on the Election race..
- An Irish Point of View on the Election race..
We, in Ireland , can't figure out why people are ...
- You Do The Math...
- You Do The Math...
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb ...
- Doing it in the Dark
- There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.
Every time they made love the husband ...
- Date
- A man and a woman are having a date.
The woman remarks, “You know, you look totally like my ...
- Old couple getting married
- Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida ,
are all excited about their decision to ...
- Wife vs Husband
- WIFE VS HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An ...
- Grill
- A couple had been married 10 years. One afternoon, they were working in the garden together. As the ...
- Describe Me
- Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
...
- Husband and Wife
- Husband asks: Do u know the meaning of wife? "Without Infomation Fighting Everytime". Wife on ...
- Married in heaven
- On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident. The ...
- Pictures
- On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the ...
- Married
- A man and woman are standing at the altar, about to be married, when the
bride-to-be looks at her ...
- Wedding Ring
- A lady noticed her friend was wearing her wedding ring on the wrong finger so she asked, "Why are ...
- Wedding
- Wife: “It’s our wedding anniversary in a week, darling. How do you think we should celebrate?” ...
- If I died
- Woman: Would you get married again if I died?
Man: Definitely not!
Woman: Why not -- don't you ...
- Halloween
- A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to cure him of the habit. One Halloween night, ...
- Headstone
- A husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding
anniversary. The husband ...
- Religion
- Moe: 'My wife got me to believe in religion.'
Joe: 'Really?'
Moe: 'Yeah. Until I married her I ...
- Newly weds
- A new bride was a bit embarrassed to be known as a honeymooner.
So when she and her husband ...
- Married for 50 years
- A couple had been married for 50 years.
They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when ...
- Counseling
- After 20 years of marriage a husband and wife go to counseling. When asked what the problem is, the ...
- Wedding Anniversary
- A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife told him "Tomorrow ...
- Marriage
- Marriage is an institution of three rings. ...
- Golden Wedding
- A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary.
Their domestic tranquillity had long ...
- Love and Marriage
- In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes. - Elizabeth Ashley
Many a ...
- Married in Heaven
- A man and a woman are on their way to their wedding.
They get into a terrible car crash and are ...
- The Secret to a Long and Happy Marriage
- The Secret to a Long and Happy Marriage.
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding ...
- Sleep
- A husband and wife are in church. The preacher notices that the husband has fallen asleep and says ...
- Friends
- Why can't a guy see his ...
- Jay-Z
- What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend ...
- The Wishing Well
- A married couple walks up to a wishing well. The guy leans over, makes a wish and throws in a penny. ...
- He said, She said
- He said to me . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
I said to ...
- Never Argued
- A recent widow was crying to a grief counselor. "We were married twenty-five years before he died," ...
- Arguement
- During a friendly argument, my husband asked me why I
married him in the first place.
"I ... - Accident
- A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was severely burned. The doctor ...
- For sale
- Seen in my local paper's "readers sales" section.
FOR SALE BY OWNER
Complete set of ...
- Kids
- A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of 11 children and were blessed with 2 ...
- A former Prostitute
- A former prostitute with a rather well-used vagina that has been somewhat stretched is given a ...
- The Wife
- * The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, ''What's on the TV?'' I said, ''Dust!''
* In the ...
