Wife Jokes

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming... 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.... - Nash You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. - Anonymous My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. - Henny Youngman A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Rodney Dangerfield A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.' - Anonymous First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!' Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.' - Anonymous

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