More Wives

More Wives I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't. -James Holt McGavra Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. -Patrick Murra The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.... -Nash You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. -Anonymous My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. -Henny Youngman A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. -Rodney Dangerfield A man inserted an ad in the classifieds: Wife wanted. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: You can have mine. -Anonymous First Guy (proudly): My wife's an angel! Second Guy:.You're lucky, mine's still alive. -Anonymous