Wives When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -David Bissonette After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. -Sacha Guitry By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -Socrates Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. -Anonymous The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want? -Dumas I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. -Sigmund Freud Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. -Anonymous There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -Sam Kinison

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