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Annoying Boy on Bus
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad ...
Dickhead
A couple had twin sons from about one year old. The first one could talk. The second one couldn't. ...
Parents
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, "If my dad ...
People
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, ...
People
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, ...
The Human Race
A little girl asked her mother, 'How did the human race appear?' The mother answered, 'God made ...
The tradition at weddings
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?" His ...
Italian kid
Italian kid.. 'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'. The ...
Principal
Boy: Our principal so stupid Girl: Don't you know who I am? Boy: No Girl: I'm the principal's ...
Spouse
Why are people from Ohio good at finding a spouse? Because they can go from Dayton to Marion in ...
Kids
It was that time, during the Sunday morning service, for the children's sermon. All the children ...
Sinned
The girl knelt in the confessional and said, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned." "What is it, ...
Parents
Being a parent changes everything. But being a parent also changes with each baby. Here are some of ...
Dumb Kid
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer,"This is the dumbest kid ...
A Kindergarten teacher
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would ...
Teenager
A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. Her parents are appalled by his ...
Two boys
Two boys argue over whose parents are better. The first boy says, "My dad's better than your dad. ...
Dad
One day a girl brings home her boyfriend and tells her father she wants to marry him. After talking ...
Children
"I don't think my mom knows much about children." "Why do you say that?" "Because she always puts ...
Blond
A blond woman desperately needed some money, so she decided to kidnap someone. So she went to the ...
Kids
A little girl and a little boy were at daycare. The girl approached the boy and said, "Hey, Stevie, ...
Homework
As a teacher I often send home notes with children to inform the parents that their child’s ...
Google
Is Google a boy or girl? Girl because it won't let you finish your sentence without suggesting ...
Dance
Boy – Would you like to dance? Girl – ...
Dance
Boy – Would you like to dance? Girl – ...
Confucious
Confucious say, "Is good for girl to meet boy in park... but is better for boy to park meat in ...
Rain
A girl asks her father, "Why does it rain? Is it God sweating or crying?" "No," says her father, " ...
Giving birth
Mike and his pregnant wife live on a farm in a rural area in the west of England. No running water, ...
An 18-year old Italian girl
An 18-year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very ...
A Study
A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders using a bowl of ...
Rich Boy's nose cut
A rich but spoilt boy fell in love with a girl and showered her with gifts though she didn't ...
The Mall
An Antartian boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they ...
Son
There was a middle aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. The couple ...
Hershey Kiss
One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test. ...
Bugs
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things ...
Save the Children
I'm watching TV with my father late at night 'cause he doesn't sleep. And you know that commercial ...
Don't Kick the Animals
A boy awoke and wanted breakfast so he told his mother. She said, "Not until you feed the animals." ...
Ice Cream
A mother found her son scooping ice cream in the kitchen and was mad. Mom : "Dinner is going to ...
Wives and Husbands and more
Wives and Husbands and more Wife: "What are you doing?" Husband: "Nothing." Wife: "Nothing...? ...
Just Like My Mom
Manny was almost 29 years old. Most of his friends had already gotten married, and Manny just ...
Spin the Bottle
"We used to play spin the bottle when I was a kid. A girl would spin the bottle and if it pointed ...
Fortune Teller
A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see a fortune teller's tent. Thinking it ...
White weddingdress
A son asked his mother the following question: 'Mom, why are wedding dresses white?' The mother ...
Little Boy
A salesman goes up to a house and knocks on the front door. It's opened by a little ten year-old ...
Kite
One day a father and son are flying a kite. The kite is going in circles and crashing. The father ...
Teen
A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up. "Wow!," ...
Flat Tummy
A little boy walks into his parents room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The ...
The Way Children See Things!
The Way Children See Things! NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm ...
Wedding Dress
A son asked his mother the following question: 'Mom, why are wedding dresses white?' The mother ...
Dad and Son
A dad walks into a market with his young son. The kid is holding a quarter. Suddenly, the boy ...
Tampons
A nine-year old boy goes into the grocery store, grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries ...
Amish elevator
An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but ...
Being parents
Being a parent changes everything. But being a parent also changes with each baby. Here are some of ...
The birds and the bees
A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees. 'I don't want to know,' ...
The Affair 1
A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They ...
Meaning of... 'potentially' and 'realistically'
A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' ...
Daddy Longlegs
A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and ...
Kids
At the shops a man noticed a lady eyeing his two adopted children curiously. The boy was blond, ...
Child
If a child refuses to sleep during nap ...
Married
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy: ...
Dark in here, isn't it?
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine year old son ...
Kindergarten Teacher
So a kindergarten teacher was walking around and observing her classroom of children.. while they ...
A Dog in Heat
A little girl asked her mum, "Mum, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" Mum replies, " ...
God
After Leslie brought home her fiance to meet her parents, her father invited the young man into his ...
Children
Mrs. McGervey was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father O'Flaherty. ...
kids in the Hospital
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on beds next to each other, outside the operating room. ...
iPad
A father and son are out shopping for Christmas presents for their family. The son asks, "What ...
Little Johnny
Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse ...
God
A young woman visits her parents and brings her fiancé to meet them. After an elaborate dinner, ...
Apples
Q: You have a basket with 20 apples. You have 20 hungry children. Every child should get an apple ...
50th wedding anniversary
A couple were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful, agreed to a ...
Horse Auction
Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from ...
Nickles
A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the boy 3 nickels to play with to ...
Choking
A father walks into a book store with his young son. The boy is holding a quarter. Suddenly, the ...
Butt Dust
What, you ask, is "Butt Dust"? Read on and you'll discover the joy in a child's sincere originality. ...
Children
Never take children ...
Indian
One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answers, "Well son ...
Logician
A logician had a baby. His colleague asked, " ...
Makes Sense
A logician just had a baby. Her friends ...
Undies
A blonde girl came home from college one day and told her mother that a boy had paid her a dollar ...
Pregnant
An 18 year-old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the ...
Pregnant
A young girl was very much interested in the progress of her mother’s pregnancy. Finally the day ...
Missing Boots
As part of my job as a preschool teacher I have to help the children put on their coats and boots. ...
Church
A Sunday school teacher asked her children on the way to service, "And why is it necessary to be ...
A young cowboy
A young cowboy from Wyoming goes off to college, but half way through the semester, he has ...
Kids...
Another submitted story:
Ever notice how a 4 year old's voice is louder than 200 adult voices? ...
Black or White
A little boy looks at his mum at a wedding and says, “Mummy, why is the girl dressed all in white? ...
Fatal Things to Say to Your Pregnant Wife
Fatal Things to Say to Your Pregnant Wife "Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid ...
A Mom
A mom texts, “Hi! Son, what do IDK, LY and TTYL mean?” He texts back, “I don’t know, love ...
Graphite
Two children pieces of graphite are playing with a diamond. Mummy piece of graphite walks in and ...
Little Boy
A little boy knocks at the door and tells the owner that something of his had found its way into ...
God
A little girl is sitting on her grandpa's lap and studying the wrinkles on his old face. She gets ...
Father
A young father proudly brings his portioned and prepared deer home from the butcher shop. He ...
Ugly
I asked my Mom if I was ugly. She said, "I ...
Children
When can children see through walls? ...
School answering Machine
SCHOOL ANSWERING MACHINE (This is hilarious - no wonder some people were offended!) This is the ...
Bugs
A boy asks his father, “Daddy, are bugs good to eat?” “That’s disgusting," replies the dad, ...
Father
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The ...
Acrobatic Dancer
As soon as she had finished parochial school, a bright young girl named Lena shook the dust of ...
The things kids say !!
The things kids say !! 1) NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm ...
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