A Study

A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers. He gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and flavor. The children began to say: Red............cherry Yellow........lemon Green........lime Orange.....orange Finally the professor gave them all honey lifesavers. After eating them for a few minutes none of the children could identify the taste. "Well"' he said, "I'll give you a clue. It's what your mother might sometimes call your father." One little girl looked up in horror , spit hers out and yelled, "Oh, my God! They're assholes!"