Dark in here, isn't it?

A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine year old son in the closet. <br> One day the woman hears a car in the driveway and puts her lover in the closet, as well. <br> Inside the closet, the little boy says, "It's dark in here, isn't it?" <br> "Yes it is," the man replies. <br> "You wanna buy a baseball?" the little boy asks. <br> "No thanks," the man replies. <br> "I think you do want to buy a baseball," the little extortionist continues. <br> "OK. How much?" the man replies after considering the position he was in. <br> "Twenty-five dollars," the little boy replies. <br> "TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS?!" the man repeats. "That's awful expensive", but because of the position he was in agreed to the price. <br> The following week, the lover is visiting the woman again when she hears a car in the driveway and, again, places her lover in the closet with her little boy. <br> "It's dark in here, isn't it?" the boy starts off. <br> "Yes it is," replies the man. <br> "Wanna buy a baseball glove?" the little boy asks. <br> "OK. How much?" the hiding lover responds,acknowledging his dis-advantage. <br> "Fifty dollars," the boy replies and the transaction is completed. <br> The next weekend, the little boy's father says, "Hey, son. Go get your ball and glove and we'll play some catch." <br> "I can't. I sold them," replies the little boy. <br> "How much did you get for them?" asks the father, expecting to hear the profit in terms of lizards and candy. <br> "Seventy-five dollars," the little boy says. <br> "SEVENTY-FIVE DOLLARS?! That's thievery! I'm taking you to the church right now. You must confess your sin and ask for forgiveness," the father explains as he hauls the child away. <br> At the church, the little boy goes into the confessional, draws the curtain, sits down, and says "It's dark in here, isn't it?" <br> "Don't you start that crap in here," the priest says.