Fatal Things to Say to Your Pregnant Wife

Fatal Things to Say to Your Pregnant Wife "Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs forty pounds." "Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Lee had a baby!" "Well, couldn't they induce labor? The 25th is the Super Bowl." "Fred at the office passed a stone the size of a pea. Boy, that's gotta hurt." "Whoa! For a minute there, I thought I woke up next to Willard Scott!" "I'm jealous! Why can't men experience the joy of child-birth?" "Are your ankles supposed to look like that?" "Get your *own* ice cream, Buddha!" "Man! That rose tattoo on your hip is the size of Madagascar!" "Retaining water? Yeah, like the Hoover Dam retains water."


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