Q: What do elves learn at school?
A: The elf-abet.
Q: Why was the math book sad?
A: Because it had so many problems.
Q: What did the calculator say to the math student?
A: You can count on me.
Q: Why did the boy bring the ladder to school?
A: He was going to high school.
Q: Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
A: She couldn't control her pupils.
Q: Why was the student's report card wet?
A: It was below C level!
Q: What three candies can you find in every school?
A: Nerds, DumDums, and Smarties.
Q: What did the buffalo say to his kid when he dropped him off at school?
A: Bison (as in, "bye, son")!
Q: What's a snake's favorite subject?
Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses inside?
A: Her students were so bright!