Q: Where do you learn to make banana splits?
A: At sundae school.
Q: Why did the melon jump into the lake?
A: It wanted to be a water-melon.
Q: What's an astronaut's favorite candy?
A: A Mars bar.
Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A: It was feeling crumb-y.
Q: What do you call cheese that's not yours?
A: Nach-o cheese.
Q: What do call it when you help a lemon that's in trouble?
Q: Why did the banana go to the hospital?
A: He was peeling really bad.
Q: Why did the tomato turn red?
A: It saw the salad dressing.
Q: Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks?
A: Minnesota (as in, "mini-soda").
Q: Where do hamburgers go to dance?
A: They go to the meat-ball.