jokes about work

More Jobs: "Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?" "I ought to be able to. I've had ten ...
Late for work!: He just couldn't seem to get to work on time. Every day, 5, 10 minutes late. But he was a good ...
Office Game: Here's a way to spice up your office. Pick two or three colleagues and agree to play the Office ...
Sick Leave: I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I ...
Work: At work there were three women, a Brunette, a Red Head, and a Blonde, who worked together at the ...
50-50: A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. I welcome you into the family, ...
Newest son-in-law: A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I ...
The Boss: Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, they noticed the ...
Job at the Bank: I lost my job at the bank. A woman asked ...
Discipline: A frustrated father told a work colleague: “When I was a youngster, I was disciplined by being ...
Husband Store: A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands. When women go to choose a ...
Responsible: I went for a job interview today and the manager said,"We're looking for someone who is responsible" ...
Electrician: Electrician by trade, looking for work. I have to admit I'm not really good at this job and people ...
Andy: Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards ...
Prison: Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards ...
Prison: Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards ...
Office Arithmatic: OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production ...
Job: A job applicant was asked, “What would you consider to be your main strengths and weaknesses?” ...
At Work: Bob Smith was sick of his job and was determined to find work elsewhere. But no matter how hard he ...
Ten Top Things That Sound Dirty At The Office, But Aren't: Ten Top Things That Sound Dirty At The Office, But Aren't: 10. I need to whip it out by 5. 9. ...
Depressed: A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't ...
The Boss: The boss was complaining in a staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect. ...
Help the Wife: Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re doing some ...
Work: Boss: Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could ...
Work: Salesman: This computer will cut your workload by 50%. Office Manager: That's great, I'll take two ...
Engineer: A man went to school to be an engineer but after 4 years and lots of hard work, he discovered he ...
Stopping by the Office: Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive's wife stopped by his office. She found him with ...
Logician: A logician had a baby. His colleague asked, " ...
A few Days off: I decided that I needed a few days off and realized that I had run out of vacation time already. ...
Farmer: “I love my job!” exclaimed the farmer. “All you do is boss me around all day!” complained ...
A Dentist's Office: A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one ...
Pfesident: Steve Jobs would have been a better president than Trump. But I guess it's not fair to compare ...
The Shredder: A young engineer was leaving the office at 3.45 p.m. when he found the acting CEO standing in front ...
Post office: A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery Store. As he waited, he was ...
Why I fired my Secretary: Why I fired my Secretary Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that ...
Late: When a man showed up at work an hour late for the second time in a week, his boss called him into ...
Carrot: Why did the carrot quit his job? ...
Prison vs. Work: -- In prison, you spend the majority of your time in an 8' X 10' cell. At work, you spend most of ...
Divorced: Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. ...
Divorced: Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. ...
Computers: You have to be old enough to remember Abbott and Costello, and too old to REALLY understand ...
Cough: I called work this morning and whispered, "Sorry boss, I can't come in today. I have a wee cough." ...
Trump: You can really see how much Trump cares about creating jobs in this country. The White House ...
Tunnel: I thought my new job digging tunnels would be ...
Voice: There’s a guy who lives in Ohio. One morning, he hears a voice in his head. The voice says, "Quit ...
Don't argue with a Vet!!: I got this story sent: One day at the veterinarian's office where I take my cat, a man and the ...
Excuse: Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one week and found the boss waiting ...
Prison Vs Work: Prison Vs Work IN PRISON..........you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell. AT WORK.. ...
Pretty Pussy: John gets home from work one day and finds his pretty blonde wife has been crying. "What's wrong?" ...
Prison or Work: IN PRISON: You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell. AT WORK: You spend the majority of ...
Can Crusher: Why did the can crusher quit his ...
Job: My boss told me yesterday, “Don’t dress for the job you have, dress for the job you want”. ...
Tired: For a couple years I 've been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but ...
Doughnut: Today i quit my job at the Doughnut factory.. ...
Nice: The population of this country is 300 million. 160 million are retired. That leaves 140 million ...
Prison vs Work: Prison vs Work Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make ...
Different: Blamestorming - Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, ...
Loudspeaker: A voice on the office loudspeaker announced: "We will be testing the speaker system to make sure it ...
The Boss: The boss was in a quandary; he had to get rid of one of his staff. He had narrowed it down to one ...
Genie: One day a government worker was digging through his office drawers when suddenly he came upon a ...
9 to 5: "So you currently work 9 to 5, Monday through Friday," said my boss. "That is right," I replied. ...
Sick Day: A man calls in to work. "I can't come in today.." The boss says, "Why what's wrong?" " My ...
Bubba: Bubba, an airline mechanic, was bragging to his boss one day. "You know, I know everyone there is ...
Fired: Why did the woman get fired from her job at ...
History: Two history professors have been sitting on the veranda, watching the sunset. As they get up, one ...
Black eyes: A man walked into work on Monday with two black eyes. His boss asked what happened. The man said, ...
Pilot: My best friend really loves being an airplane pilot. He tells me getting high is the best part ...
Fishing: A man phones home from the office and tells his wife, "Something has just come up. I need to go ...
Girlfriend: A young guy was complaining to his Boss about the problems he was having with his stubborn ...
Wee: I called work this morning and whispered, "Sorry boss, I can't come in today. I have a wee cough." ...
Understanting Help Wanted Ads: Understanting Help Wanted Ads What we say:Competitive Salary What we mean: We remain ...
Camping: Getting away from their high-stress jobs, a couple spends relaxing weekends in their motor home. ...
Cracking the Human Resource Code: COMPETITIVE SALARY Most of our competitors don't pay much either. "JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY" ...
Quit: I quit my job as a postman on my first day, right after they handed me my first letter to deliver. ...
Post Office: The old man approached a young stranger in the post office and asked, "Sir, would you address this ...
How to Please Your I.T. Department: 01. When you call us to have your computer moved, be sure to leave it buried under half a ton of ...
The pretty young secretary: The pretty young secretary had been transferred to the companys Dallas office. "We operate the ...
Church: The church was badly in need of a coat of paint... So the pastor decided he'd do the job himself. ...
Thermos: A blonde was shopping at Target and came across a shiny silver thermos. She was quite fascinated by ...
Office humor: Best Things to say if Caught Sleeping At Your Desk... "They told me at the blood bank this might ...
The Dentist: A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one ...
The top ten signs that your co-worker is a computer hacker: 10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000. 9. He's won the Publisher's ...
Understanding Engineers: Understanding Engineers - Take One: Two engineering students were walking across a university ...
Work: They say good, honest work never did anybody any ...
Even More Christmas Jokes: 11. How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing. It was on the house! 12. How do you help ...
Blonde Line Painter: A road crew supervisor hired a nice-looking blonde woman to assist with painting the yellow line ...
Last Name: The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office. "What ...
You Do The Math...: You Do The Math... ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb ...
THINGS YOUD LOVE TO SAY OUT LOUD AT WORK: THINGS YOUD LOVE TO SAY OUT LOUD AT WORK 1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full ...
Golf: A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one ...
Evaluation Comments: Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really saying in all those glowing employee ...
THE WASHCLOTH: I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received ...
Evaluation Comments: Dictionary of Evaluation Comments Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really ...
hygene: A lady sent us this: I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. ...
Older Years of Resolutions...: RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year. 2000: I will read at ...
At Work: At work A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants. Don't be ...
Top 10 SIGNS your family is STRESSED...: 10. Conversations often begin with "Put the gun down, and then we can talk". 9. The school ...
Help Wanted: A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window saying: "HELP WANTED. ...
File Taxes: A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The ...
5 minute management course 3: 5 minute management course Lesson 3: A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are ...

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