jokes about work

Telephone poles are trees with a job
The irony at Walmart’s Investing in American jobs
Contractors did not do a good job on this chandelier
And suddenly Bob found himself the topic of all the office gossip
Construction stairs can be pretty confusing
How to quit your job like a pro
Why is there a two year gap in your CV
that moment when you realize its going to be difficult to explain why youre late for work
Sometimes the best thing about my job is
A womans work is never done
This is crowd surfing like a boss #concert #music
the first 5 days #work
IKEA job interview #seat
Adam is looking for a job #billboard
the difference between a boss and a leader
this stuff doesnt work #dog
These will definitely work! #bacardi #vodka
I you werent so stupid #job
Dog failing like a boss jumping a fence
sorry I cant go to work today I fractured my motivation
motion sensors at work
guy gaming at work having to fight boss
T-rex has too tiny arms to change the water bottle
Horn taped under chair
we all know that guy doing nothing while others work
mondays arent so bad its your job that sucks
space mountain thrillride
More Jobs
"Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?" "I ought to be able to. I've had ten ...
Job
My boss told me yesterday, “Don’t dress for the job you have, dress for the job you want”. ...
A Job
I've found a job helping a one armed ...
Late for work!
He just couldn't seem to get to work on time. Every day, 5, 10 minutes late. But he was a good ...
Office Arithmatic
OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production ...
Christmas Job
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit. ...
Discipline
A frustrated father told a work colleague: “When I was a youngster, I was disciplined by being ...
At Work
Bob Smith was sick of his job and was determined to find work elsewhere. But no matter how hard he ...
Work
At work there were three women, a Brunette, a Red Head, and a Blonde, who worked together at the ...
Sick Leave
I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I ...
Prison
Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards ...
Office Game
Here's a way to spice up your office. Pick two or three colleagues and agree to play the Office ...
50-50
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. I welcome you into the family,â ...
Work
Salesman: This computer will cut your workload by 50%. Office Manager: That's great, I'll take two ...
Newest son-in-law
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I ...
New Job
Pat and Mick have just started their job installing telegraph poles. At the end of the first week ...
Work
Boss: Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could ...
Job
Employer to applicant: "In this job we need someone who is responsible." Applicant: "I'm the one ...
Pfesident
Steve Jobs would have been a better president than Trump. But I guess it's not fair to compare ...
The Boss
Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, they noticed the ...
Job
I think I want a job cleaning mirrors. It's ...
Blonde Line Painter
A road crew supervisor hired a nice-looking blonde woman to assist with painting the yellow line ...
Husband Store
A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands. When women go to choose a ...
Duck
A duck walks into a job center and says to the man behind the desk 'Excuse me; I'm looking for a ...
Job Interview
Job interview in a psychiatry: So you’re interested in working with us. What is your ...
Trump
You can really see how much Trump cares about creating jobs in this country. The White House ...
Job
My first job was working at an orange juice factory ..but, I got canned because I couldn’t ...
Drinking At Work
Here's a few great reasons to allow drinking in the workplace... 1. It's an incentive to show up. ...
The Boss
The boss was complaining in a staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect. ...
Cough
I called work this morning and whispered, "Sorry boss, I can't come in today. I have a wee cough." ...
Help the Wife
Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re doing some ...
Stopping by the Office
Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive's wife stopped by his office. She found him with ...
Cracking the Human Resource Code
COMPETITIVE SALARY Most of our competitors don't pay much either. "JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY" ...
Work
A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with ...
Tired
For a couple years I 've been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but ...
New Job
Boss (to the new employee): We are very keen on cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat as ...
Job
Job interviewer: “And where would you see yourself in five years’ time Mr. Jeffries?" Me: " ...
Evaluation Comments
Dictionary of Evaluation Comments Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really ...
Evaluation Comments
Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really saying in all those glowing employee ...
At Work
At work A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants. Don't be ...
Watchman
A man is being interviewed for a job. “What are your qualifications for the job of night ...
Sick Day
A man calls in to work. "I can't come in today.." The boss says, "Why what's wrong?" " My ...
Actual Job Interviews
We’ve been over this before: 
Stupid doesn’t play well on job interviews. Hiring managers ...
Shovels
One morning a local highway department crew reaches their job-site and realizes they have forgotten ...
Hate your Job?
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called ...
Why Men Can't Win
Why Men Can't Win If you work too hard, there is never any time for her. If you don't work ...
Blond Job
A blond walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few ...
The Shredder
A young engineer was leaving the office at 3.45 p.m. when he found the acting CEO standing in front ...
Ten Top Things That Sound Dirty At The Office, But Aren't
Ten Top Things That Sound Dirty At The Office, But Aren't: 10. I need to whip it out by 5. 9. ...
Job Interview
An office manager was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening. After sorting ...
Understanting Help Wanted Ads
Understanting Help Wanted Ads What we say:Competitive Salary What we mean: We remain ...
Loudspeaker
A voice on the office loudspeaker announced: "We will be testing the speaker system to make sure it ...
Spy
A man applied for a job as an industrial spy. Together with several other applicants, he was given ...
Paint the Porch
A blonde moves to Beverly Hills, hoping to find an acting job. After a couple weeks with no luck, ...
Work
They say good, honest work never did anybody any ...
Don't argue with a Vet!!
I got this story sent: One day at the veterinarian's office where I take my cat, a man and the ...
Lemons
A woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed too qualified for the job. 'Look ...
Divorced
Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. ...
Divorced
Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. ...
Babies
Four expectant fathers pace in a hospital waiting room while their wives are in labor. The nurse ...
A young guy from Missouri
A young guy from Missouri moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under the roof department ...
How to Please Your I.T. Department
01. When you call us to have your computer moved, be sure to leave it buried under half a ton of ...
Four expectant fathers
Four expectant fathers pace in a hospital waiting room while their wives are in labor. The nurse ...
The pretty young secretary
The pretty young secretary had been transferred to the companys Dallas office. "We operate the ...
Depressed
A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't ...
A Dentist's Office
A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one ...
Farmer
"I love my job!" said the farmer "All you do is boss us around all day" said the sheep "What ...
Prison vs. Work
-- In prison, you spend the majority of your time in an 8' X 10' cell. At work, you spend most of ...
A few Days off
I decided that I needed a few days off and realized that I had run out of vacation time already. ...
Memo from Accounting Department
It has come to our attention recently that many of you have been turning in time sheets that ...
Camping
Getting away from their high-stress jobs, a couple spends relaxing weekends in their motor home. ...
Job
A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications, he waited anxiously for ...
Lumberjack
A lumberjack applies for a job and gets called for an interview. The interviewer asks him, “So, ...
Prison or Work
IN PRISON: You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell. AT WORK: You spend the majority of ...
Pretty Pussy
John gets home from work one day and finds his pretty blonde wife has been crying. "What's wrong?" ...
Excuse
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one week and found the boss waiting ...
Post office
A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery Store. As he waited, he was ...
Nice
The population of this country is 300 million. 160 million are retired. That leaves 140 million ...
Fishing
A man phones home from the office and tells his wife, "Something has just come up. I need to go ...
Black eyes
A man walked into work on Monday with two black eyes. His boss asked what happened. The man said, ...
Girlfriend
A young guy was complaining to his Boss about the problems he was having with his stubborn ...
Number 11
This is the story of a man who has a pretty classic life. Single, he has a normal job in a bank, ...
Prison Vs Work
Prison Vs Work IN PRISON..........you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell. AT WORK.. ...
Funeral
Oh, I didn’t expect you at work today Mr. Brundy, isn’t it your mother-in-law’s funeral today? ...
Zoo
This guy needs a job and decides to apply at the zoo. As it happened, their star attraction, a ...
Help Wanted
A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window saying: "HELP WANTED. ...
Different
Blamestorming - Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, ...
Post Office
The old man approached a young stranger in the post office and asked, "Sir, would you address this ...
Product Wording
NEW - Different color from previous design. ALL NEW - Parts are not interchangeable with ...
The Boss
The boss was in a quandary; he had to get rid of one of his staff. He had narrowed it down to one ...
Lovemaking Aid
Ewis walked into my office ...
Prison vs Work
Prison vs Work Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make ...
Gynaecologist's Assistant
A bloke goes into the Job Centre in Chelsea and sees a card advertising for a Gynaecologist's ...
Tie
On the day of my big job interview I woke up late. Frantically I threw on a suit. “OH NO!” I ...
Why I fired my Secretary
Why I fired my Secretary Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that ...
Homeless
A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person. ...
Computers
You have to be old enough to remember Abbott and Costello, and too old to REALLY understand ...
Blondes on the Job
Two blonde girls were working for the city public works department. One would dig a hole and the ...
Jesus and Satan
Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had ...
Genie
One day a government worker was digging through his office drawers when suddenly he came upon a ...

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