jokes about work

How different thought processes work
I’m going to work on myself
Dryer doing a good job
Someone didnt comply with a request not to place googly eyes all over the office
A butcher at work
Nice try, but this attempt wont cut it
Plan B hockey club for when protests dont work
why do you want this job
No, that’s now how you work out
You had one job #misprint
Girl going target practice
This work center has been accident free #joe
Some jobs you can spend the rest of your life doing #parashute
My boss bought a new car
The irony at Walmart’s Investing in American jobs
And suddenly Bob found himself the topic of all the office gossip
that moment when you realize its going to be difficult to explain why youre late for work
A womans work is never done
This is crowd surfing like a boss #concert #music
the first 5 days #work
the difference between a boss and a leader
this stuff doesnt work #dog
These will definitely work! #bacardi #vodka
Dog failing like a boss jumping a fence
sorry I cant go to work today I fractured my motivation
motion sensors at work
guy gaming at work having to fight boss
T-rex has too tiny arms to change the water bottle
Horn taped under chair
we all know that guy doing nothing while others work
space mountain thrillride
More Jobs
"Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?" "I ought to be able to. I've had ten ...
Late for work!
He just couldn't seem to get to work on time. Every day, 5, 10 minutes late. But he was a good ...
Office Game
Here's a way to spice up your office. Pick two or three colleagues and agree to play the Office ...
Sick Leave
I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I ...
Work
At work there were three women, a Brunette, a Red Head, and a Blonde, who worked together at the ...
50-50
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. I welcome you into the family, ...
Newest son-in-law
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I ...
Job at the Bank
I lost my job at the bank. A woman asked ...
The Boss
Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, they noticed the ...
Responsible
I went for a job interview today and the manager said,"We're looking for someone who is responsible" ...
Discipline
A frustrated father told a work colleague: “When I was a youngster, I was disciplined by being ...
Husband Store
A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands. When women go to choose a ...
Electrician
Electrician by trade, looking for work. I have to admit I'm not really good at this job and people ...
Andy
Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards ...
Prison
Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards ...
Prison
Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards ...
Office Arithmatic
OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production ...
At Work
Bob Smith was sick of his job and was determined to find work elsewhere. But no matter how hard he ...
Ten Top Things That Sound Dirty At The Office, But Aren't
Ten Top Things That Sound Dirty At The Office, But Aren't: 10. I need to whip it out by 5. 9. ...
Depressed
A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't ...
The Boss
The boss was complaining in a staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect. ...
Help the Wife
Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re doing some ...
Work
Boss: Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could ...
Work
Salesman: This computer will cut your workload by 50%. Office Manager: That's great, I'll take two ...
Engineer
A man went to school to be an engineer but after 4 years and lots of hard work, he discovered he ...
Logician
A logician had a baby. His colleague asked, " ...
Stopping by the Office
Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive's wife stopped by his office. She found him with ...
Farmer
“I love my job!” exclaimed the farmer. “All you do is boss me around all day!” complained ...
A few Days off
I decided that I needed a few days off and realized that I had run out of vacation time already. ...
A Dentist's Office
A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one ...
Carrot
Why did the carrot quit his job? ...
Pfesident
Steve Jobs would have been a better president than Trump. But I guess it's not fair to compare ...
The Shredder
A young engineer was leaving the office at 3.45 p.m. when he found the acting CEO standing in front ...
Post office
A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery Store. As he waited, he was ...
Why I fired my Secretary
Why I fired my Secretary Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that ...
Can Crusher
Why did the can crusher quit his ...
Divorced
Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. ...
Divorced
Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. ...
Prison vs. Work
-- In prison, you spend the majority of your time in an 8' X 10' cell. At work, you spend most of ...
Computers
You have to be old enough to remember Abbott and Costello, and too old to REALLY understand ...
Cough
I called work this morning and whispered, "Sorry boss, I can't come in today. I have a wee cough." ...
Trump
You can really see how much Trump cares about creating jobs in this country. The White House ...
Excuse
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one week and found the boss waiting ...
Don't argue with a Vet!!
I got this story sent: One day at the veterinarian's office where I take my cat, a man and the ...
Prison Vs Work
Prison Vs Work IN PRISON..........you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell. AT WORK.. ...
Pretty Pussy
John gets home from work one day and finds his pretty blonde wife has been crying. "What's wrong?" ...
Job
My boss told me yesterday, “Don’t dress for the job you have, dress for the job you want”. ...
Prison or Work
IN PRISON: You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell. AT WORK: You spend the majority of ...
Tired
For a couple years I 've been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but ...
Nice
The population of this country is 300 million. 160 million are retired. That leaves 140 million ...
Fired
Why did the woman get fired from her job at ...
Prison vs Work
Prison vs Work Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make ...
Pilot
My best friend really loves being an airplane pilot. He tells me getting high is the best part ...
Different
Blamestorming - Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, ...
Loudspeaker
A voice on the office loudspeaker announced: "We will be testing the speaker system to make sure it ...
The Boss
The boss was in a quandary; he had to get rid of one of his staff. He had narrowed it down to one ...
Genie
One day a government worker was digging through his office drawers when suddenly he came upon a ...
9 to 5
"So you currently work 9 to 5, Monday through Friday," said my boss. "That is right," I replied. ...
Sick Day
A man calls in to work. "I can't come in today.." The boss says, "Why what's wrong?" " My ...
Bubba
Bubba, an airline mechanic, was bragging to his boss one day. "You know, I know everyone there is ...
Black eyes
A man walked into work on Monday with two black eyes. His boss asked what happened. The man said, ...
Fishing
A man phones home from the office and tells his wife, "Something has just come up. I need to go ...
Girlfriend
A young guy was complaining to his Boss about the problems he was having with his stubborn ...
Quit
I quit my job as a postman on my first day, right after they handed me my first letter to deliver. ...
Wee
I called work this morning and whispered, "Sorry boss, I can't come in today. I have a wee cough." ...
Understanting Help Wanted Ads
Understanting Help Wanted Ads What we say:Competitive Salary What we mean: We remain ...
Camping
Getting away from their high-stress jobs, a couple spends relaxing weekends in their motor home. ...
Cracking the Human Resource Code
COMPETITIVE SALARY Most of our competitors don't pay much either. "JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY" ...
Post Office
The old man approached a young stranger in the post office and asked, "Sir, would you address this ...
The pretty young secretary
The pretty young secretary had been transferred to the companys Dallas office. "We operate the ...
How to Please Your I.T. Department
01. When you call us to have your computer moved, be sure to leave it buried under half a ton of ...
Church
The church was badly in need of a coat of paint... So the pastor decided he'd do the job himself. ...
Even More Christmas Jokes
11. How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing. It was on the house! 12. How do you help ...
Thermos
A blonde was shopping at Target and came across a shiny silver thermos. She was quite fascinated by ...
Office humor
Best Things to say if Caught Sleeping At Your Desk... "They told me at the blood bank this might ...
Understanding Engineers
Understanding Engineers - Take One: Two engineering students were walking across a university ...
The Dentist
A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one ...
The top ten signs that your co-worker is a computer hacker
10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000. 9. He's won the Publisher's ...
Work
They say good, honest work never did anybody any ...
You Do The Math...
You Do The Math... ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb ...
Last Name
The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office. "What ...
Blonde Line Painter
A road crew supervisor hired a nice-looking blonde woman to assist with painting the yellow line ...
Golf
A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one ...
THINGS YOUD LOVE TO SAY OUT LOUD AT WORK
THINGS YOUD LOVE TO SAY OUT LOUD AT WORK 1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full ...
Evaluation Comments
Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really saying in all those glowing employee ...
THE WASHCLOTH
I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received ...
Evaluation Comments
Dictionary of Evaluation Comments Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really ...
hygene
A lady sent us this: I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. ...
Older Years of Resolutions...
RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year. 2000: I will read at ...
Top 10 SIGNS your family is STRESSED...
10. Conversations often begin with "Put the gun down, and then we can talk". 9. The school ...
Help Wanted
A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window saying: "HELP WANTED. ...
At Work
At work A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants. Don't be ...
File Taxes
A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The ...
Contractors
Three contractors were touring the white house on the same day. One was from New York, another from ...
5 minute management course 3
5 minute management course Lesson 3: A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are ...
Post Office
There was a man who worked for the Post Office... whose job it was to process all the mail that had ...
Drinking At Work
Here's a few great reasons to allow drinking in the workplace... 1. It's an incentive to show up. ...
Speeding Ticket
While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 15 mph over), Inoticed a cop with a radar gun ...
Babies
Four expectant fathers pace in a hospital waiting room while their wives are in labor. The nurse ...
Work
Two guys work for the city: one furiously digs a hole, the other quickly fills the hole. A ...

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