jokes about work

Welcome to my offish @office
You literally had one job
All employees must stop crying before returning to work
I left my job today
Someone didnt do their job right
Men at work, except John
Unfortunate mistake
Restaurant logo here
Office of the Sheriff in Monroe County posted this coyote warning
How different thought processes work
I’m going to work on myself
Dryer doing a good job
Someone didnt comply with a request not to place googly eyes all over the office
A butcher at work
Nice try, but this attempt wont cut it
Plan B hockey club for when protests dont work
why do you want this job
No, that’s now how you work out
You had one job #misprint
Girl going target practice
Guard got caught sleeping on the job
This work center has been accident free #joe
Someone did a good job on this police car
Some jobs you can spend the rest of your life doing #parashute
My boss bought a new car
Telephone poles are trees with a job
The irony at Walmart’s Investing in American jobs
Contractors did not do a good job on this chandelier
And suddenly Bob found himself the topic of all the office gossip
Construction stairs can be pretty confusing
How to quit your job like a pro
Why is there a two year gap in your CV
that moment when you realize its going to be difficult to explain why youre late for work
Sometimes the best thing about my job is
A womans work is never done
This is crowd surfing like a boss #concert #music
the first 5 days #work
IKEA job interview #seat
Adam is looking for a job #billboard
the difference between a boss and a leader
this stuff doesnt work #dog
These will definitely work! #bacardi #vodka
I you werent so stupid #job
Dog failing like a boss jumping a fence
sorry I cant go to work today I fractured my motivation
motion sensors at work
guy gaming at work having to fight boss
T-rex has too tiny arms to change the water bottle
Horn taped under chair
we all know that guy doing nothing while others work
mondays arent so bad its your job that sucks
space mountain thrillride
More Jobs
"Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?" "I ought to be able to. I've had ten ...
Job
My boss told me yesterday, “Don’t dress for the job you have, dress for the job you want”. ...
A Job
I've found a job helping a one armed ...
Late for work!
He just couldn't seem to get to work on time. Every day, 5, 10 minutes late. But he was a good ...
Office Arithmatic
OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production ...
Christmas Job
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit. ...
At Work
Bob Smith was sick of his job and was determined to find work elsewhere. But no matter how hard he ...
Work
At work there were three women, a Brunette, a Red Head, and a Blonde, who worked together at the ...
Discipline
A frustrated father told a work colleague: “When I was a youngster, I was disciplined by being ...
Sick Leave
I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I ...
Prison
Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards ...
Andy
Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards ...
Prison
Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards ...
Logician
A logician had a baby. His colleague asked, " ...
50-50
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. I welcome you into the family, ...
Office Game
Here's a way to spice up your office. Pick two or three colleagues and agree to play the Office ...
Work
Salesman: This computer will cut your workload by 50%. Office Manager: That's great, I'll take two ...
Late
When a man showed up at work an hour late for the second time in a week, his boss called him into ...
Newest son-in-law
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I ...
Work
Boss: Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could ...
New Job
Pat and Mick have just started their job installing telegraph poles. At the end of the first week ...
Job
Employer to applicant: "In this job we need someone who is responsible." Applicant: "I'm the one ...
Pfesident
Steve Jobs would have been a better president than Trump. But I guess it's not fair to compare ...
The Boss
Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, they noticed the ...
Blonde Line Painter
A road crew supervisor hired a nice-looking blonde woman to assist with painting the yellow line ...
Duck
A duck walks into a job center and says to the man behind the desk 'Excuse me; I'm looking for a ...
9 to 5
"So you currently work 9 to 5, Monday through Friday," said my boss. "That is right," I replied. ...
Job
I think I want a job cleaning mirrors. It's ...
Work
I woke up suddenly terrified I'm late for work. ...
Job Interview
Job interview in a psychiatry: So you’re interested in working with us. What is your ...
Electrician
Electrician by trade, looking for work. I have to admit I'm not really good at this job and people ...
job
I recently quit my job as an Helicopter ...
Husband Store
A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands. When women go to choose a ...
Drinking At Work
Here's a few great reasons to allow drinking in the workplace... 1. It's an incentive to show up. ...
Job
My first job was working at an orange juice factory ..but, I got canned because I couldn’t ...
Trump
You can really see how much Trump cares about creating jobs in this country. The White House ...
History
Two history professors have been sitting on the veranda, watching the sunset. As they get up, one ...
Smith
Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy ...
The Boss
The boss was complaining in a staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect. ...
Engineer
A man went to school to be an engineer but after 4 years and lots of hard work, he discovered he ...
Stopping by the Office
Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive's wife stopped by his office. She found him with ...
Cough
I called work this morning and whispered, "Sorry boss, I can't come in today. I have a wee cough." ...
Wee
I called work this morning and whispered, "Sorry boss, I can't come in today. I have a wee cough." ...
Work
A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with ...
Cracking the Human Resource Code
COMPETITIVE SALARY Most of our competitors don't pay much either. "JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY" ...
Help the Wife
Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re doing some ...
Tired
For a couple years I 've been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but ...
Job
Job interviewer: “And where would you see yourself in five years’ time Mr. Jeffries?" Me: " ...
New Job
Boss (to the new employee): We are very keen on cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat as ...
Evaluation Comments
Dictionary of Evaluation Comments Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really ...
Evaluation Comments
Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really saying in all those glowing employee ...
At Work
At work A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants. Don't be ...
Watchman
A man is being interviewed for a job. “What are your qualifications for the job of night ...
Sick Day
A man calls in to work. "I can't come in today.." The boss says, "Why what's wrong?" " My ...
Shovels
One morning a local highway department crew reaches their job-site and realizes they have forgotten ...
Actual Job Interviews
We’ve been over this before: 
Stupid doesn’t play well on job interviews. Hiring managers ...
Seat
Every time I go to talk with my boss, he politely asks me to take a seat in his office. It was ...
Hate your Job?
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called ...
Job at the Bank
I lost my job at the bank. A woman asked ...
Why Men Can't Win
Why Men Can't Win If you work too hard, there is never any time for her. If you don't work ...
Ten Top Things That Sound Dirty At The Office, But Aren't
Ten Top Things That Sound Dirty At The Office, But Aren't: 10. I need to whip it out by 5. 9. ...
The Shredder
A young engineer was leaving the office at 3.45 p.m. when he found the acting CEO standing in front ...
Blond Job
A blond walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few ...
Loudspeaker
A voice on the office loudspeaker announced: "We will be testing the speaker system to make sure it ...
Job Interview
An office manager was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening. After sorting ...
Understanting Help Wanted Ads
Understanting Help Wanted Ads What we say:Competitive Salary What we mean: We remain ...
Responsible
I went for a job interview today and the manager said,"We're looking for someone who is responsible" ...
Work
They say good, honest work never did anybody any ...
Spy
A man applied for a job as an industrial spy. Together with several other applicants, he was given ...
Don't argue with a Vet!!
I got this story sent: One day at the veterinarian's office where I take my cat, a man and the ...
Paint the Porch
A blonde moves to Beverly Hills, hoping to find an acting job. After a couple weeks with no luck, ...
Babies
Four expectant fathers pace in a hospital waiting room while their wives are in labor. The nurse ...
Lemons
A woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed too qualified for the job. 'Look ...
Divorced
Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. ...
Divorced
Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. ...
Four expectant fathers
Four expectant fathers pace in a hospital waiting room while their wives are in labor. The nurse ...
How to Please Your I.T. Department
01. When you call us to have your computer moved, be sure to leave it buried under half a ton of ...
Depressed
A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't ...
A young guy from Missouri
A young guy from Missouri moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under the roof department ...
The pretty young secretary
The pretty young secretary had been transferred to the companys Dallas office. "We operate the ...
Farmer
“I love my job!” exclaimed the farmer. “All you do is boss me around all day!” complained ...
Prison vs. Work
-- In prison, you spend the majority of your time in an 8' X 10' cell. At work, you spend most of ...
A Dentist's Office
A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one ...
Farmer
"I love my job!" said the farmer "All you do is boss us around all day" said the sheep "What ...
A few Days off
I decided that I needed a few days off and realized that I had run out of vacation time already. ...
Prison or Work
IN PRISON: You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell. AT WORK: You spend the majority of ...
Memo from Accounting Department
It has come to our attention recently that many of you have been turning in time sheets that ...
Pretty Pussy
John gets home from work one day and finds his pretty blonde wife has been crying. "What's wrong?" ...
Lumberjack
A lumberjack applies for a job and gets called for an interview. The interviewer asks him, “So, ...
Job
A job applicant was asked, “What would you consider to be your main strengths and weaknesses?” ...
Nice
The population of this country is 300 million. 160 million are retired. That leaves 140 million ...
Post office
A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery Store. As he waited, he was ...
Job
A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications, he waited anxiously for ...
Camping
Getting away from their high-stress jobs, a couple spends relaxing weekends in their motor home. ...
Christmas Jokes 4
16. What do you call an obnoxious reindeer? Rude-olph. 17. How is Christmas exactly like your ...
Excuse
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one week and found the boss waiting ...
Fishing
A man phones home from the office and tells his wife, "Something has just come up. I need to go ...
Prison Vs Work
Prison Vs Work IN PRISON..........you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell. AT WORK.. ...
Black eyes
A man walked into work on Monday with two black eyes. His boss asked what happened. The man said, ...
Funeral
Oh, I didn’t expect you at work today Mr. Brundy, isn’t it your mother-in-law’s funeral today? ...

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