Ten Top Things That Sound Dirty At The Office, But Aren't

Ten Top Things That Sound Dirty At The Office, But Aren't: 10. I need to whip it out by 5. 9. Mind if I use your laptop? 8. Put it in my box before you leave. 7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag! 6. I want it on my desk, NOW! 5. HMMMMMMMMMM, I think it's out of fluid. 4. My equipment is so old it takes forever to finish. 3. It's an entry level position. 2. When do you think you'll be getting off today? 1. It's not fair...I do all the work while he just sits there.