Late for work!

He just couldn't seem to get to work on time. Every day, 5, 10 minutes late. But he was a good worker, real sharp, so the Boss was in a quandary about what to do about it. Finally, one day he called him into the office for a talk. "Bill, I have to tell you, I like your work ethics, but your being late often is bothersome.' "Yes, I know Boss, and I