Sick Day

A man calls in to work. "I can't come in today.." The boss says, "Why what's wrong?" " My doctor says I have Anal Gucoma." Again the boss asks, "What's Anal Gucoma?" "I don't see my ass coming in today"

Breakfast in bed

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