Irony

Understanting Help Wanted Ads

Understanting Help Wanted Ads What we say:Competitive Salary What we mean: We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors. What we say:Join our fast-paced team What we mean: We have no time to train you. What we say:Casual work atmosphere What we mean:We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up; well, a couple of the real daring guys wear earrings. What we say: Must be deadline oriented What we mean:You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day. What we say:Some overtime required What we mean:Some time each night and some time each weekend. What we say:Duties will vary What we mean:Anyone in the office can boss you around. What we say:Career-minded What we mean:Female applicants must be childless (and remain that way). What we say:No phone calls please What we mean:We've filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal formality. What we say:Seeking candidates with a wide variety of experience What we mean:You'll need it to replace three people who just left. What we say:Requires team leadership skills What we mean:You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect. What we say:Must have good communication skills What we mean:Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want and do it
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