jokes about wife

Im so happy for them #waterdispenser #marriage
My Wife has a grumpy bag
hiding from the wife sign at a bar
this lady either got divorced or she married groot
My wife asked me to label the plugs
Guy didnt know what business his wife was in
A good wife can bring balance to your life
Do you feel dominated by your wife
Yesterday my wife ran away with my friend Mike
Warning, machine takes money #ex #wife
marriage is all about compromise
Every time you talk to your wife
My wife says I cant have another dog
My wife gave me 200 dollars for a Christmas tree
My son asked what it is like to be married #ipod
A wife is like a hand granade
When your wife asks you to make a grocery list
Your wife called and said #buy #motor
A picture of darth vaders wife
my wife is weird #conversation #angry
Math made simple if you have $20 #wife
Machine takes money #ex #wife
comparing boys and girls #single #married
overenthusiastic girlfriend is bad news #marriage
men submissive to woman
Every man has this look when his wife is driving
my wife isnt thrilled about my new game
sick wife carry to kitchen to make breakfast
wife of the year carring case of Budweiser through the snow
santa explaining his wife he saw his old girlfriend
Married
A year after marriage, wife complains to husband that he promised he would love her the same even ...
More Wives
More Wives I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn' ...
Marriage Counselor
One day a couple visited a marriage counselor about their children. The wife says to the marriage ...
When I die?
WIFE: "If I died first, would you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why ...
Wives and Husbands and more
Wives and Husbands and more Wife: "What are you doing?" Husband: "Nothing." Wife: "Nothing...? ...
Marriage Seminar
MARRIAGE SEMINAR While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife ...
Notice
A newly married husband puts a notice in front of his home. For Sale: computer and encyclopedia, ...
Fortune
A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a ...
Marriage Humour
Wife: 'What are you doing?' Husband: Nothing. Wife: 'Nothing...? You've been reading our ...
Married Couple
This married couple were sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looks over at a nearby table ...
Marriage
While attending a Marriage seminar dealing with communication, Jack and his wife, Barb, listened to ...
Marriage
A woman was telling her friend, “It is I who made my husband a millionaire.” “And what was ...
Married...how many?
A man and a woman had been married some time when the woman began to question her husband. "I know ...
Marriage
Man is incomplete until he’s ...
Wives
Wives When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -David ...
Married
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy: ...
Two choices in Life
You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, Or get married and wish you ...
Married
A woman in her eighties made the evening news because she was getting married for the fourth time. ...
Marriage
Two antennas's decided one day to get married. The wedding wasn't that good but the reception was ...
Bachelors
Bachelors know more about women than married ...
Married
Two antennae got married. The ceremony ...
Married Men
They say that married men live longest. It's ...
The millionaire husband
Man 1: I became a millionaire after marriage. Man 2: Wow! Your wife has sure bought lots of luck ...
Nothing
Husband: “Soon we will be married for 10 years. I will get you a nice new car for our anniversary. ...
Happy
“Now, that looks like a happily married couple.” Remarks the husband. “Don’t be too sure, ...
More Marriage
Wife : 'Do you want dinner?' Husband: 'Sure! ...
Wife Jokes
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming... 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever ...
Married
A man is incomplete until he is ...
Married Lives
Two husbands were discussing their married lives. Although happily married, they admitted that ...
A married couple in their early 60s
A married couple in their early 60s was out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, ...
Married
A man is incomplete until he is ...
Marriage
The local news station was interviewing an 84-year-old lady because she had just gotten married -- ...
Married
This man was talking to a group of men at a bar and he said, "In my house I am the boss, I say when ...
Marriage
A married couple, both avid golfers, was discussing the future one night. "Honey", the wife said, " ...
Marriage Couseling
At a BBQ a couple was chatting with some guests when the marriage counseling topic came up. The ...
Never Argued
A recent widow was crying to a grief counselor. "We were married twenty-five years before he died," ...
Getting Married
"My girlfriend and I are talking about getting married. She keeps asking me if I can support her, ...
Married
My son wanted to know what it's like to be married. I told him to leave me alone and when he did ...
Very elderly Widow
Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, ' ...
Getting Married
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want then, ...
Remarried
She married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She married again and had 7 more children. ...
Marriage
My son wanted to know what it's like to be married. I told him to leave me alone and when he did I ...
My Wife
Stu said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?" Leroy replied, "I'm not ...
Widow
Three hicks were working on a telephone tower - Ted, Bruce and Jed. Ted falls off and is killed ...
Married Couple
A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of 11 children and was blessed with 22 ...
Sexual Positions
It has been studied and determined that the most often used Sexual position for married couples ...
Turned Down
A married couple are out one night at a dance club. There’s a guy on the dance floor giving it ...
Fairy
A married couple, both 60 years old, were celebrating their 35th anniversary. During their party, a ...
Old Friends
A fellow was invited to the home of some old friends for dinner. His buddy preceded every request ...
Husband and wife
My Dad and I were talking the other night about love and marriage. He told me that he knew as ...
Love and Marriage
In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes. - Elizabeth Ashley Many a ...
You Do The Math...
You Do The Math... ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb ...
Reading a book
A married couple was lying in bed one night. The wife is all curled up, ready to go to sleep, as ...
Marry
A woman tells her husband she was diagnosed with cancer. Her husband tells he’s very sad and ...
Marry
Three couples marry and stay at the same hotel for their honeymoons, where they are taken care of ...
He said, She said
He said to me . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. I said to ...
A young Couple
A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counsellor. The counsellor asks the wife ...
Supper
"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? ...
Last Word
Two husbands were discussing their married lives. Although happily married, they admitted that ...
What is Celibacy?
What is Celibacy? Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances. ...
An Irish Point of View on the Election race..
An Irish Point of View on the Election race.. We, in Ireland , can't figure out why people are ...
Husband and Wife
Husband asks: Do u know the meaning of wife? "Without Infomation Fighting Everytime". Wife on ...
Religion
Moe: 'My wife got me to believe in religion.' Joe: 'Really?' Moe: 'Yeah. Until I married her I ...
Counseling
After 20 years of marriage a husband and wife go to counseling. When asked what the problem is, the ...
Pulling his Pud
A farmer finds his son behind the barn pulling his pud, and the old man exclaims, "Son, if you are ...
Married
A man and woman are standing at the altar, about to be married, when the bride-to-be looks at her ...
Perfect Marriage
RED SKELTON'S Recipe for the Perfect Marriage: 1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, ...
Describe Me
Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" ...
The Wife
* The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, ''What's on the TV?'' I said, ''Dust!'' * In the ...
Married in Heaven
On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple was involved in a fatal car accident. The ...
Golf Ball
A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his bride if he can have a dresser drawer of his ...
Date
A man and a woman are having a date. The woman remarks, “You know, you look totally like my ...
If I died
Woman: Would you get married again if I died? Man: Definitely not! Woman: Why not -- don't you ...
A newly wed Couple
A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, ...
Grill
A couple had been married 10 years. One afternoon, they were working in the garden together. As the ...
Whos your daddy?
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor ...
Pictures
On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the ...
For sale
Seen in my local paper's "readers sales" section. FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of ...
Friends
Why can't a guy see his ...
Sleep
A husband and wife are in church. The preacher notices that the husband has fallen asleep and says ...
Marriage
Marriage is an institution of three rings. ...
Newly weds
A new bride was a bit embarrassed to be known as a honeymooner. So when she and her husband ...
Jay-Z
What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend ...
Business men
A popular airline recently introduced a special half rate fare for wives who accompanied their ...
Doing it in the Dark
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband ...
Halloween
A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to cure him of the habit. One Halloween night, ...
Married for 50 years
A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when ...
Cultures
Son: “Dad, did you know that in some cultures, you don’t get to know your wife until after your ...
Where's the Husband?
Three women sit in a beauty parlor talking about their husbands. The first woman says, "Last night ...
Divorce in Heaven
There was a couple who was about to get married. Before the wedding, they had a tragic accident and ...
A marriage Counselor
A man and woman were having marital problems so they went to see a marriage counselor. The ...
Wife vs Husband
WIFE VS HUSBAND A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An ...
Marriage
A wife got so mad at her husband she packed his bags and told him to get out. As he walked to the ...
Fruit
What type of fruit is the least likely to ...
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? ( 1 ) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, ...
Old lady
A lonely widow, age 70, decided that it was time to get married again. She put an ad in the local ...
The Funeral
Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, "How ...
Happiness
HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be ...
Three men
Three men were sitting in a bar talking about how whipped they had their wives. The first two ...
Ray Charles
Why can't Ray Charles see his ...

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